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We all know it to be true.

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3499 captainpudgemuffin is trying to murder us
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1914802 floppy ears
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144 human on pony snuggling
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TheWhitetails

you can always dream about it.
you can always have a RP about it on some VR game. (that is if it exists).
you can probably build a sweetiebot.
AI can probably do the text based adventure thing.
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Background Pony #F135
>why live
>you will never have an applejack resting in your lap to pet
>those fucking feels
>don’t do this to me m8
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Background Pony #9902
I’ll never… sleep? I already do that.  
I’ll never… Pet a pony? There’s a farm down the lane.  
I’ll never… Post clickbait? Meh, never say never.
 
Some awkward wording there.
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@SuperSupermario24  
Come on. Having a real horse as a friend isn’t bad. Look at this.
 
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Who could say ‘no’ to getting cuddles like this from a horse?
 
I wouldn’t. I’d let her cuddle me like that for as long as she wants to and pet her while I’m at it. :)
 
Give real horses a chance. You may be surprised at how much they like hanging out with you.
 
Note: This does not apply to wild horses. So if you see one, please don’t try to pet it. You’ll seriously regret it later if you try to do it as wild horses are known to hurt humans.
 
Any other type of horses besides wild horses are okay to pet through.
 
Besides if you had a choice of petting a real horse in real life or a choice of liking a cartoon pony but never getting a chance to pet it because it’ll never happen which one will you choose?
 
I’m sorry to do this, but…
 
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