@Nightweaver20xx  
What kind of helicopter? A sikhorsesky sky crane, of course!

@kinghearts  
Why?
 
“I’m having the container delivered by helicopter!” -BB
 
Oshi–

OMG GUYS TAKE COVER!!!

@Ferrotter  
Look at all the text! That post sure is a whopper!

That’s some crap beer that’s made with 100% oats.

@ElderD  
I always liked Malta Goya. It had a vague after-hint of molasses that was really intriguing. Years and years ago Whole Foods used to have a malted seaweed candy that I loved too, but sadly they haven’t had that in almost 20 years. Amazon had it briefly and it’s still in their system (https://www.amazon.com/Soken-Candy-Seaweed-2-1-Ounce-Packets/) but it apparently hasn’t existed in a decade.
 
Compared to malted milk balls candy like Robin’s Eggs, malta has a lot less other things in it (originally just malted barley, hops to discourage bacterial growth, and water), but it actually is the same meaning of malt. Letting live barley grains sprout (“malting”) activates enzymes in the seedling that turn the starch in the grain’s cotyledons into sugar, making a cheap, if “malty,” sweetener. Barley is especially rich in the necessary enzymes, so a little barley malt can also convert larger amounts of other, cheaper, starches (wheat, rice, oats, etc.) that are added to it. Extract the sugars into a syrup, add water and hops, and carbonate it, and you have Malta Goya. Leave the grain in, grind it, add evaporated milk, add even more sugar (sugar and corn syrup) because maltose sugar is only half as sweet as table sugar, and bake it into balls, and you have malted milk balls.

@Cyborg_pony  
I’m going by the assumption that she drank both of the cans in the first picture, and the first pic has a soda(Oat-a-cola is pony soda) and Cold One(the beer).

@Background Pony Number 17  
Aw jeez, I remember trying that once because I thought the ‘malta’ part was a malted flavor like a Robin’s egg candy. I couldn’t have been more wrong.

@Background Pony #B265  

 
Well that’s a stupid request, Background Pony #B265. Do you take off your face and hooves before you go to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of cool powers do you have? Do you use them for Good, or for Awesome? Would you like to join Horses? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time.

@redweasel  

 
Some horses would take that as a challenge.

@ABronyAccount  

 
Alright, since no one will high-five you for the reference the task falls to me. Take off your boxing glove. :-P

@redweasel  
Let me check if someone has been crazy enough to insert a large needle into a horse’s gut and taken a sample for science.

@AaronMk  
Yes, but only one of those cans is an alcoholic drink. The other is a softdrink called oata-cola.

She needed more boys to properly crack open the can of Cold One

I bet it’s not even alcoholic.

@Reykan  
There’s two empty cans on the ground.

@Cyborg_pony  
Pretty sure this is after one…

After Only two? light weight.

Next time, we’re buying the low-riboflavin oat cola only!

@Tavi959  
Nah, it’s a 12oz can. A pony beer is 7oz in a glass bottle.

@Background Pony #BFBA  
That’s why you never mix alcohol and Amazon Prime

Hoo boy. Pony beer. Dis gon be gud.

@Background Pony #BFBA  
She has clearly weighed her options, and decided that all her shipfics need that much storage.

Shipping containers cost like 5, 10 thousand dollars.

Drunk Brownie?
 
This is how the world will end