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COMMISSION Unami: Hey, wanna get some cum monies? Lock Down: Totally worth the three minutes.
@ViperBits
Since dick/balls size is also dictated by what’s reproductively useful, it indeed usually tends to be that the bigger your body -> the bigger your bits => more volume + stronger muscles to use that volume. Except for 1 obvious reason XD
Yea dude.
Fuckin chill.
Big boi has big balls and they’re obviously productive.
Hopefully we can see him stuff and fill Lock Down
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Dude. You literally came into the comments on a joke image and left a post about it being misleading. Maybe you shouldn’t take the image too seriously?
Larger dudes tend to have larger dongs and balls though, and when it comes to balls, 2 times the size equals 4 times the volume, so…
Holy yourself. xD How does bigger body size = more sperm make sense? Dicks don’t work like that.
Anyway, you shouldn’t take a comment too seriously.
I’m serious, dudes! The fertility clinics don’t wanna spread the idiotic pony race!
Something tells me you two must’ve skipped all the steps and faked your sperm donor portfolios
I mean. They’re bachelors. Close enough.
He could probably buy it from you, that is if he wanted. And were you to refuse, he could probably just take it… and maybe take your body as well after he is done with the candy >:D
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But can he have the one I currently hold? No, So therefore I win!
I hate to inform you, but Umami can probably buy dozens if not hundreds of these popsicles on the bits he got… Maybe you should practice a little to get better, colt~ :P
P.S. Never stop being so smol and cute tho!
i love it!
personally I don’t get how a joke could be made here. All I see is that I got the better deal.
I guess people need to be 100% serious about everything in 2018 so no jokes allowed
Holy…I really have to explain a joke about the big one getting paid more than the small one at a fictional sperm bank in a land of pastel ponies?
Lock is really tiny and umi is really big, whats hard to see in this joke.
The “joke” is that you get a bag of money or candy for a 3 minute cum,, what’s this punchline you’re seeing I don’t?
Bruh, you know it’s a joke, right? Like, we’re literally talking about cartoon horses and a joke comic about a spank bank.
Like, no, you don’t get cash up front, you have to become a regular donator. And it does not pay better thsn any other “job”. You will also be checked on personal information like family medical history, and the more privacy you ask for the less you can earn. And naturally cumming is only allowed on set days under observed conditions.