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Q: 9volt-mod asked: I must Inquire about these chitin crisp cookies, I require the cronch
A: Good news, they’re made with real chitin, for that extra crunch!
A: Good news, they’re made with real chitin, for that extra crunch!
I’ve a suspicion that she sometimes does it “for teh lulz”.
Doesn’t she only bug blast her to make her stop being a bitch, though?
your current filter.Exterminatus all bugs. Xenos must be purged.
Ironically, Glim Glam:
your current filter.Me: walks up to Chrysalis and hugs her and buys the cookies anyways XD
(couldnt resist)
CHRYSALIS: “We use only the finest flakes of molted chitin, dipped in sugared brandy, toasted to perfect crispness and dipped in a fondue of hazelnut and chocolate.”
JOHN CLEESE. “Be that as it may, I believe nothing else will do but for you to print a giant footnote on your packaging reading ’WARNING! CHANGELING CARAPACE!”
CHRYSALIS: “Our sales would plummet!”
JOHN CLEESE: “Sod your sales!”
Oooohhh, that’s a lot less horrific than what I thought
Weekly sheddings.
Do I look like a fakeling to you?
It’s what the shells of M&Ms are made of.
lol jk
It’s what makes up the outer skeleton of many insects and fungi that have an exoskeleton. It’s fibrous, and strong, which is why many bugs make a crunch when you step on them.
Are you a fakeling?
Yeah, who’d want to be a fake changeling?
Edited
“It’s addictive!”
“Ewwww… I’ll take the changeling juice.”