SON OF A GUM-CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE FRUIT DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME!? FORGET MY LIFE! ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISERABLE FAILING CLODS! LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND MY OVER FIND ME IN THE ALPS! LIKE I’M SOME KIND OF SCHLOCK RECEPTACLE! WELL AS FAR AS I CARE THESE MISERABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBECUE WITH A GOD-DAMN PIG!!!!!!!

@Background Pony #C803  
Vegeta: “(catching his breath)…y-yeah…”

you done?

Vegeta: What are you, dense?! The O.C. Force could be here any second and then we’re-!  
Tiara Ultima: Hello, Vegeta.  
Vegeta: Hi, Tiara. And then we’re-! …!? (Vegeta whirls around to see the aforementioned Force standing between ‘Team Three Star’ and the other 5 Elements of Harmony as Tiara gives a sly predatory grin worthy of Nightmare Moon herself)  
Vegeta: SON OF A CUM-GUZZLING Fyay-BEAST!! WHY THE Fyay DOES ALL THIS FyayING $#!+ HAPPEN TO ME?!  
Tiara Ultima: (withering glance to the side as Vegeta continues ranting and cursing) Nyx, please.  
Nyx: (trying to control her sputtering horn) Sorry, your Mary-Sue-ness; my magic’s acting up.  
Vegeta: WITH A GODDAMN PIG!

 
TEAM THREE STAR!!!
 
breaks Spike’s neck
 
Amazing.