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Description
Enjoy! •W•
(Original sketch:sta.sh/0y7o0q60wli)
When you are officially tired of pizza deliveries always being late to the point where your pizza’s cold, there’s no need to worry anymore! You can just give a call to your new quick delivery pal, Glim Glam the Pizza Man! She’ll deliver your pizza in seconds with fresh hot pizza as if it just got out of the oven. With fresh ingredients and made with care, Glim Glam is always ready to provide the best pizzas in Equestria!
Just ask these ponies!
“Her pizzas are always made with perfect ingredients and accuracy. I taught her, after all.” -Twilight Sparkle
“The food is indeed good, but obviously she can never make the best pizzas without the Great and Powerful Trixie to aid her!” -The Great and Powerful Trixie
“Neither me nor Boulder can’t even begin to express how much her pizza is so delicious…” -Maud Pie
“I gotta say, I never knew she was much of a cook, being surrounded in studies and such, but I will say that I really like the pizza!” -Sunburst
“I really need to try more of this pizza! It’s soooooo good! The whole hive wants a lot of orders, so in case you’re not too busy, Starlight, pretty please?” -King Thorax
“Starlight Glimmer is a real b****.”* -(Formal) Queen Chrysalis
By the way, yes, I know Starlight’s a mare and not a man. Shut up and let me have my pun! >3<
Oh yeah, and Happy Cutie Mark Crusaders Day. Forgot about that, honestly. o_o
Criticism/requests welcome
Starlight Glimmer-Hasbro
(Original sketch:sta.sh/0y7o0q60wli)
When you are officially tired of pizza deliveries always being late to the point where your pizza’s cold, there’s no need to worry anymore! You can just give a call to your new quick delivery pal, Glim Glam the Pizza Man! She’ll deliver your pizza in seconds with fresh hot pizza as if it just got out of the oven. With fresh ingredients and made with care, Glim Glam is always ready to provide the best pizzas in Equestria!
Just ask these ponies!
“Her pizzas are always made with perfect ingredients and accuracy. I taught her, after all.” -Twilight Sparkle
“The food is indeed good, but obviously she can never make the best pizzas without the Great and Powerful Trixie to aid her!” -The Great and Powerful Trixie
“Neither me nor Boulder can’t even begin to express how much her pizza is so delicious…” -Maud Pie
“I gotta say, I never knew she was much of a cook, being surrounded in studies and such, but I will say that I really like the pizza!” -Sunburst
“I really need to try more of this pizza! It’s soooooo good! The whole hive wants a lot of orders, so in case you’re not too busy, Starlight, pretty please?” -King Thorax
“Starlight Glimmer is a real b****.”* -(Formal) Queen Chrysalis
By the way, yes, I know Starlight’s a mare and not a man. Shut up and let me have my pun! >3<
Oh yeah, and Happy Cutie Mark Crusaders Day. Forgot about that, honestly. o_o
Criticism/requests welcome
Starlight Glimmer-Hasbro
Starlight Glimmer Fixes Everything in 30 Seconds or Less (or the Pizza is Free!)
Edited
Your mother. X3
>assuming gender in 2017
>using fake greentext to make a point in 2017
>joke has gone on far too long
>ok I’ll stop
I keep getting that all the time and at this point, I regret not doing that. >_>
Don’t fyay with pizza. Or else they’ll fyay with you.
Sunset has a job. It’s getting really hard to take you seriously when you keep making outlandish claims like that.
ha ha ha ha ha! 😄 no, that’s not what I meant. 😂 stop maken me laff! 😆
HA HA HA HA!
ow, my face. >o<
I can’t remember the last time I saw Queen Elizabeth ii at the McDonald’s drive thru
and why would they need a job? for money… to buy food and pay the bills. 💵
Why would a princess have a job pretty sure being a princess is itself a job and before rainbow dash did weather in Pony Ville and now she’s a wonderbolt which is a job
I thought it was just a hobby she had (you know, Jane of All Trades). and as for Princess Twily, she needs to get a job too; maybe she should become an accountant… or senator. AND WHY IS LYRA STILL IN THE BACKGROUND DOING NOTHING?! she should be a sports commentator! and what about Dash? maybe she could join the Army? I don’t know. is it just me, or are there Equestrians who don’t have jobs because they think they have nothing better to do? ¬–¬
also, if the pizza you order becomes aggressive, blame Cadence. >:I
You know, the more you talk, the more I feel that you are just saying things just to get a rise out of people. Sunset actually does have a job at a sushi restaurant, dude.
yeah, unlike some ponies we know.
looking at you, Twilight… you too, Sunset… and you too, Lyra… >:I
@Cyborg_pony
@Toyminator900
oh dear God, NO! <:O
@northern haste
what are you talking about?! nothing is impossible for the Glim Glam! ever!! >:O
Edited
As well as the classic Diet Dr. Kelp.
@Cyborg_pony
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.
I wonder if she works for the same pizza shop as Cadance does.
Edited
I don’t think you’re giving Glim Glam enough credit, bud. >:3
@Background Pony #7052
Thanksies. :3
@Xaekai
In some alternate universe, I might have. >w>