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Here’s the card to Ukelele Karaoke with Twilight.
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Like Bob the Tomato, Twilight Sparkle could not handle a solo.
So pointless!
Bob the Tomato: So how’d it go?
Twilight Sparkle: Awful! groans Bob, I cannot handle one solo!
Bob the Tomato: I know how you feel BoogarSugar. The same thing happened to me before your show aired.
Diamond Tiara: Paper, plastic porcupines! The horsey makes his bed!
The humu-humu-nuku-nuku-apua’ua wasn’t fed!
now that’s a wrap
My mistake
According to the karaoke, it says “wahine with spaghetti sauce”.
“Lance the turtle. Aloha Lance!
Lance the turtle, dance dance dance!”
Announcer: This has been Ukuele Karaoke with Twilight. Tune in next time to hear Twilight say…
Twilight: I’ll be in my dressing room.
“Lance the turtle. Aloha Lance!
Lance the turtle, dance dance dance!”
Silver Spoon:Oh-ho! Alpaca sneezes coconuts! Tahini yo-yo leg!
Wahine whisky jelly sauce, don’t make the fuzzy parrot beg!
Twilight: ! Uhhhh, there are luscious chocolate hoofs, spinning slowly in the school! Malaikililikaka! Fluffy bunnies driving in the pool! Ah, Pinkie! Uhhh, thousand igloos wax the beach! Spray luggage in the tree! Raining puppies, flying clouds, flossing punaheilei-gets hit Ow! Oh, forget it. leaves
Silver Spoon:It works for us.
Twilight:But…
Diamond Tiara:The song,the song.
singing goes on
Twilight: Wait a minute girls, I don’t think this is right. It doesn’t make any sense.
DT and SS “fix it”
“Lance’s purple turtle shell has ketchup if you please!
Pineapples are shiny!
Spotted tiki bumblebees?!
Oh, mane!”
Twilight: But Lance just kept on cooking~
He was grilling full of glee~!
He was marinating ribs because he likes-
the paper gets shredded via fan
Twilight: ! gasp, grabs a few pieces Syrup with his feta cheese? Uh, I’m sorry, I-
“Lance the turtle. Aloha Lance!
Lance the turtle, dance dance dance!
Lance the turtle. Aloha Lance!
Lance the turtle, dance dance dance!”
“He threw a luau barbecue one breezy summer night.
Invited all his turtle friends to come & have a wiki bite.
The turtles started walking there as Lance began to swing.
The one who lived across the street arrived there in the Spring!
Oh, I get it! Turtles are slow, so it took him a long time. That’s pretty good.”
“Lance the turtle. Aloha Lance!
Lance the turtle, dance dance dance!
Lance the turtle. Aloha Lance!
Lance the turtle, dance dance dance!”
Twilight: Well I keep a little turtle at my uncle and my aunt’s.
My auntie’s name is Myrtle and my island turtle’s name is Lance.
He doesn’t wander far, even if he has a chance.
He just plays his ukulele and he does the hula dance!
What?
“Lance the turtle. Aloha Lance!
Lance the turtle, dance dance dance!
Lance the turtle. Aloha Lance!
Lance the turtle, dance dance dance!”
Diamond Tiara:The show must go on ma’am. Quick finish your que. Just follow along you’ll be fine.
Twilight:But…
“But really, this is Pinkie’s gig! I can’t just,”
Twilight:Hold on a sec. I’m totally unprepared to do a solo
three ponies walk in
Diamond Tiara:Your backup singers.
Twilight:Isn’t that the…
Diamond:Yes. They are the wiggly turtle ponies.
Twilight:The wiggly turtle ponies. They look taller on TV.
Wiggly Turtle Pony #1:So do you unicorn.
Silver Spoon: “Waikiki! palm tree prop, volcano prop, and lamp falls in and Silver Spoon brings a fan Your island breeze, mam!”
Edited
Twilight: But…
“Your lyrics madame. Bring in the props!”
Twilight: B-But I don’t even know the song.