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Friday night with Floor fixed.png
Completely forgot about her tail.
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im just imagining all the different scenarios you’d see with this>floor lying on the bed with a bag over her head
“hey, is pizza okay tonight?”
>it slowly moves up and down
“alright, cool.”>walk into living room to see her emptying the rest of a dram bottle into her mouth
“floor those are chewable vitamins-”
>“NO YOU!”
holds up usd drive like a sword the time has come
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I knew my South Park knowledge would come in handy one day. :D
Correct
With the sword of a thousand truths.
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Trust me mate, I’m the exact same way. I can be in the greatest mood possible and love life, but literally 10 minutes later with little to no provocation (No I’m not exaggerating. I’ve seen my mood change that quickly) I can be a suicidal wreck ready to blow my head off with a shotgun OR a violently angry monster ready to punch anyone who annoys me square in the face. It’s kind of why I avoid doing anything.
I’m sorry to hear about your loss, the only reason I don’t kill myself is I don’t wanna do that to my mom, she’s been through so much shit she doesn’t need to lose her son on top of it all.
Be careful using the word bipolar. Bipolar type 1 (fast cycling) here. My emotional roller coaster is a fucking nightmare and results in my bullshit tolerance being terribly small most of the time on top of the random and wildly illogical emotion flipping shit I have to fucking deal with.
I can go to bed in a great mood after hanging out with buddies, make plans for the next few days to day human existence shit. The next morning I’ll wake up and not be able to force myself out of bed, force myself to talk to anybody, go to work, or even answer the fucking door. Friendships are nearly impossible for me to maintain because I break commitments completely without warning because I never know what feeling and/or mindset I’m going to be forced into every day. What I usually fall in to is simply avoiding interaction with other people to save both of us the frustration and anger of putting up with my random mood swings and inevitable failure to communicate that tomorrow I have a 50/50 chance of acting like a completely different person. I can’t stand getting painted as selfish and hurting others because of my inherant dysfunction that has done nothing but get worse and worse year after year for the last decade and a half (I’m 32).
I lost my mother to suicide (a bottle of sleeping pills, a couple hundred tylenol, and 750ml of tequila. She was 64.) two years ago while I was living with her, and I can honestly tell you I almost followed her that night because of the pain of my last interaction with her being a terrible fight. I never got to tell her that I loved her.
I can’t do that to my 72 year old father, but when I lose him I won’t be long behind him.
IKR?
The distance of the drop is the biggest factor. I think the number of loops only change the odds a little. Any sort of slipknot will have the “choke you with your body weight” effect, though, since pulling on them from inside the loop tightens them.
As a side note, I once saw a show that explained that the number of knots above the loop also play a role on the noose’ effect. If you only have a few, then it’ll only choke you, but if you add a few more, it’ll actually snap your neck when you drop.
The reason I remember this, is that the show was basically stories about the Wild West, and the story this information came from was about a feud between two men that lasted several attempts on the other’s life. The info was relevant because one attempt had the other leaving his enemy to hang, but because there wasn’t enough knots, his enemy’s friends were able to find and get him down before he died.
Sometimes things work out for the better :)
I know how that is. The apartment I live in just recently banned pets :/
Its so nice seeing that my comment, made mostly in jest, have become an actual “is there a way to do this so I can beat depression” brainstorming session!
I’d love to get a dog myself, but 100 bucks for a pet downpayment as well as my apartment being so small for what I want/the breed I want is a little too steep for me.
I might do that when I can get reliable transportation.
You can volunteer at a shelter. After enough cleaning poop initiation you can cats. I got a friend who did that for depression.
I have a few dreams to live for, none of them are doable though.
I’m more of a bipolar Sunset Shimmer but I do like cats a lot
Then let that be your dream you live for.
Are you Fluttershy now?
I wish I had my own place so I could foster kittens. I love kittens, I want to raise kittens.
Kittens. Kittens are a great reason to live. I just wish my apartment would allow kittens. Or that any apartment the university approves of would allow them.
This university is way too nannying.
Fair point. I want all the puppies and kittens now.
@Twilights-Secret
Ach, that sounds…Man, my throat hurts just thinking about it…
Fish out of water is a somewhat accurate description of how hanged people often act out of agony, needing air. But nothing loosens the constricting noose… nothing.
So yeah it’s pretty bad. You can’t break your neck with it with any reliability without a real proper gallows.
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No! Choose life!
How would you be able to pet all the puppies if you die?
Damn. Note to self: When/If I decide to finally hang myself do it right, cause fucking it up sounds awful.
I’m pretty sure that would still choke and kill you. That’s the whole point of using the noose knot. It constricts with the force of your body weight.
It’s why hanging is such a reliable form of execution. No matter how you hang, if it’s by the neck with a noose, you’ll die. Even if there’s a metal tube around your neck, the force pushing up behind your jaw will still block your airways.
The only exception is if you’re not hanged long enough, or if it’s cold enough to preserve the body before the brain deteriorates.
Ssooo… realistically speaking she’d still be gagging for air. The one thing a side knot does do, is it might relieve pressure from one of the arteries and veins enough to keep a blood choke from knocking you out in seconds, making you go through a whole minute or more of choking.
Unless maybe horses have really, really strong necks and chins or something. But even then, just making it harder to breathe will kill you after a bit.
The primary mode of death during crucifixion was that the position made it a bit hard to breathe, and after a while they’d get too tired to keep doing it and die. Or dehydration.
So you wouldn’t want to leave her hanging while you go out, even if she does have a super neck and jaw.
I mean, nooses are symbols of death for a reason. They’re pretty darn deadly when applied to hang someone by the neck.
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