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and that’s it

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Trixie:They’ve never given me a name. I’ve been around since show one and I still don’t have a name.
 
Pinkie:Now whaddya think of that.

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Pinkie: Oh, golly! Uh, what’s your name?

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Pinkie: A great big colt just sat upon my hat! A great big colt just squished my hat real flat! He squashed my hat, he made it flat, he squished my snack, oh what of that?! Oh, tell me, anybody, now whaddya think of that?
 
All: A great big colt just sat upon her hat! A great big colt just squished her hat real flat! He squashed her hat, he made it flat, he squished her snack, oh what of that!
 
The trolly arrives and all get on except Pinkie. Trixie walks up

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All: !!!

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Pinkie: Oh please.
 
Chorus: Oh please, oh please!
 
Pinkie: Don’t anybody sit close to me, upon my hat. I ask if all of you could be so kindly and just stand back, away from my snack!
 
Bulk Biceps:sits on Pinkie’s hat and chocolates

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Fancy: She decided to forego her look so dashing%, to save her hat%…  
Diamond Tiara: And little snack~!  
Fancy: So she placed the treat upon the seat aside her~,  
Filthy: And put her hat, on top of that!

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Fancy: So beneath her hat she thought and pondered:
 
Pinkie: What should I do to save my hat?
 
Fancy: She thought and contemplated as she perspired, beneath her hat -
 
Chorus: Upon her snack.
 
Fancy: She feared her chocolate treats would soon retire into a pool.
 
Chorus: A chocolate vat.
 
Pinkie: I won’t feel grand if I take off my hat. The sun’s getting hot and my hat just might go flat. My hat, it might go flat, and my sweets will melt like that! Oh, hurry Mr. Trolly, before my dapperness goes flat.

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Fancy: Now time was starting to pass and the sun grew hotter%, upon her hat%…  
Chorus: And chocolate snack~!

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Fancy: Now her hat was not all she wore so proudly, I must in fact share more than that. For upon her lap there sat a treat so fondly, of chocolate this -
 
Pinkie: And chocolate that.
 
Fancy: Deliciousness that makes her feel so dandy, a chocolate bliss.
 
Pinkie: A chocolate snack.
 
Chorus: Confections such as these are more than candy, so one might buy a box of that.
 
Pinkie: I have my chocolate placed upon my lap. I feel so good you just cannot help that. I have my snack, a chocolate pack of chocolate this and chocolate that! Oh golly, Mr. Filthy, now whaddya think of that?

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Pinkie:I feel so swell and handsome in my hat. I bet that others wish they had in fact -  
Pinkie and Fancy:A hat as this, a hat as that, a hat so high, a high silk hat!

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Pinkie: Like a queen%! In a royal cap%!

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Fancy:The splendor of it’s hat and all it’s majesty.

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Fancy: A hat like this just makes her feel so grandy%, a fancy this%…And fancy that~…

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Fancy:She wore it high upon her head so proudly,A beautiful hat.  
Pinkie:My high silk hat.

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Fancy: One day, while she was waiting for the Express%, she had a hat%.  
Pinkie: My high-silk hat~

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Pinkie:blows a feather off her hat

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and thus, epic music begins to play

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Fancy Pants:And now it is time for Classy Songs With Pinkie. The part of the show where Pinkie comes out and sings a classy song

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Rich Fillies: On it~!  
they then present a new title card

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Fancy:Ahem. Diamond Tiara,Silver Spoon.

Narrator: And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Pinkie, the part of the show-  
Fancy: Stop! STOP! music stops Don’t even think about it! As if Omelette wasn’t bad enough!