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You’re not Applejack, Twily.

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Background Pony #8528
@Background Pony #209A  
No, you just have a poor theory of mind and can’t comprehend what headcanons are.  
It’s as simple as that.  
You’re literally comparing sentient magical beings to animals we have been riding for thousands of years.  
This is really, really silly.
Background Pony #AFF9
@Background Pony #A955  
and how would you know that?  
…‘cause I know horses? If we’re gonna use real world logic on a magical creature that barely has the same diet and biology of a horse, I’m going to gauge how it’s used.
 
find that idea really hot.  
It’s the equivalent of giving someone a decent-roofie to send them outside where every other mare should be experiencing the same thing at the same time. It’s mind control through hormones that takes away sapience and choice. Why would sapient equines need estrus anyway? Dolphins are smart enough to not need one, so I don’t get why people insist this is a thing. (Sure, I know it’s really because it would be the only way certain people would get laid–not saying you or anyone into this is who I’m pointing at, of course, just some people would completely take advantage of the situation <cough> Chris-chan <cough>–but now you have a baby against your will. Have fun with that.)
 
It’s like saying human women go into estrus because chimps do; it’s silly. (I don’t mean ovulation, either; that’s a whole other tin can of…gross human paint.)
 
_ you couldn’t say shit to counter it_  
…counter it? This isn’t an attack; it’s called criticism. If the artist is using real world logic on a cartoon horse that acts more like a person than a horse, then so will anyone.
 
They’re magical talking ponies Anon, no one gives a fuck if their heat cycle is possible or not  
You sure seem too. I don’t have an ax to grind here or anything; I’m just stating a fact. Everything’s fine, dude–really.
 
Though, you would think Twilight would’ve this heat thing in a calendar or something and planned around it or there’d be some kind of magic or remedy made for this situation, since their society would’ve figured out how to counter this by now, but…<fart noise>