Unexpectedly wholesome.

@LordAnubis  
Serves ya right.

This is the only fluffy i find cute

@LordAnubis  
Not bad, not bad.

@LordAnubis  
Texts like this reminds me why I still go to Fluffybooru.

“No me am fwuffy.”

@LordAnubis  
Haha. good one.

@LordAnubis
 
I don’t care for fluffy pony stuff much, but that was awesome.

>Be an abuser.  
>Get a fluffy a few days before Halloween, name it Deadmeat.  
>Teach it all about the rules of Halloween.  
>Make it an adorable little klansmen costume.  
>On Halloween, take the fluffy to the…er…ethnic neighborhood.  
>Don’t even bother giving the fluffy a candy bag. Not gonna need it.  
>Fluffy goes to a door.  
>Hide in a bush with a camcorder, ready to document the epic beatdown that’s about to happen.  
>Black man opens the door with a beer on his right, a bowl of candy on his left, and a very bemused expression on his face.  
>Wait for it…  
>“Twik o’ tweee!”  
>This is gonna be great!  
>“Well, ain’t you a cute little cracker!”  
>Wat.  
>Black dude unwraps a piece of candy and puts it in Deadmeat’s mouth.  
>“Yummy! Fank yoo, mistah!”  
>“You’re very welcome. YO JORDAN! CHECK DIS SHIT OUT!”  
>All the guy’s friends come over and admire the fluffy’s costume.  
>“Ha! He even got the badge! What’s your name, little cracka?”  
>“Fwuffy name Deadmeat!”  
>The guys all nod their head knowingly.  
>FUCK! You’re not the first person to try this.  
>So much for that.  
>You quietly try to sneak out of the bushes and go home.  
>Deadmeat’s on his own now, not that you ever intended to care for him anyway.  
>Suddenly feel a strong hand on your shoulder.  
>“Trick or treat, dead meat.”  
>You hate Halloween.