I ate her Spits out her skull

I was teaching twilight how to play halo and doom and doom eternal

I clapped her ass.

@Flareblitzfury  
RUN HOMER RUN!

She was about to go crazy again, so I slapped her IS THAT A PROBLEM?!

I, uh, um, I, uhhhh……
 

I taught her how to use chopsticks. So what?

This reminds me of one time I made a comment about Earth Ponies being better than Unicorns, then someone posted this gif:  
And I took it back immediately.

I didn’t know it was illegal having fun playing the Subspace Emissary in Super Smash Bros. Brawl co-op, Me as Sonic, she as Snake with Mario, Peach, Bowser and Luigi as backups beating Tabuu on Normal mode and afterwards playing Pokémon Platinum together, and after beating Champion Cynthia and then getting through Resort Area, Fight Area and Survival Area, playing Super Mario Bros. 3, and then have a Double Battle with her against two bullies who wanted a Double Battle! And then teaching her about type advantages and disadvantages so she’ll know and not get curb-stomped ever! And FYI each trainer used three Pokémon each! I used Empoleon, Rapidash and Skuntank! She used Alakazam, Metagross and Gallade! One of the bullies used Hawlucha, Machamp and Conkeldurr! The other used Lucario, Poliwrath and Chesnaught! Me and Twilight won without having any of our Pokémon KO’d, in spite of Empoleon being weak to Fighting, Rapidash to Water (Poliwrath) and her Gallade to Flying (Hawlucha)!

We played Need For Speed: Undercover. I was just introducing her to the team!

Played Left 4 Dead 2 with her. Problem, boss?

I may or may not have broken her back legs in order to get in good standings with chrysalis. Hey, if it makes you feel any better, it didn’t work!…yeah, I’m going to the dungeons, aren’t I?

I JUST petted her, wasn’t that bad sheesh.  
Maybe I did more then that hehe..

Touched her on the butt, for fun and novelty.  
Why, do you want me to touch your butt, too?  
I assure you, my digits are very dextrous…

Played Portal 2 with her. Why is that so bad?

Gave her a brush and saw her off. You can go ask her, boss. I’m outta here.

Ok shining armor lets face it. me sleeping with twilight is NOT the worst thing you’ve seen me doing in this room.

I didn’t do a damn thing. SHE however may have some legal trouble If I disclose to you what i saw last night. Do you really want to know?

Oh, please.
 
It’s not the worst thing I’ve ever done and YOU know it. Why you gotta be like that?

I’ll be perfectly honest here, Shining.
 
I got bored, Twilight was in the same room and I just had to stick her to the ceiling with peanut butter. Happy now?

why?  
what are you gonna do about it?  
ah  
come at me handcuffed!

DONT WORRY,I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING YOU HAVENT…in hindsight i maybe shouldnt of said that… squee

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

I may of accidently let an evil entity escape from its prison and it capture her. Now we have 5 days to find it before it kills her in a ritual to give it power to surpass the princesses. And before you ask Shinning, I’M WORKING ON FINDING IT!

lets just say in 9 months you’ll be an uncle ;)