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Not gonna lie, that is one of the most unrelatable things I’ve ever read.
Nobody pops out a baby and proceeds to take care of it like it’s nothing and the stereotype that all women are good with children gets pretty awkward when people just shove their babies into your hands like that’s what you’re supposed to want them to do and then fully expect you to know exactly what to do with them. I didn’t know what to do with them until I’d spent a considerable amount of time with kids. Even then, they’re little people who don’t know you and decide they don’t like this development. But if you tell their folks you don’t want to hold them, they look at you like there’s something inherently wrong with you.
I think it’s more that you tend to act differently around children (especially your own), and have to change your behaviour for them, at least when they’re around. I’m not a parent, so I’m just guessing.
“…have a child matter-of-factly…”
“…barely worth mentioning…”
“…pop them out like it’s nothing…”
…What? Is every woman you know a more depressing version of Maud?
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I don’t mean that they can’t dote over them if you show interest, I mean that in my family, or if I was pregnant, it’d be a matter of considerable fretting and anguish and personality change and whatever, the way they can just…pop them out like it’s nothing is what scares me to death.
Prominence: Awwww, he thinks you’re his momma! …Ember? You okay?
Ember: HE IS MY PRECIOUS BABY AND I WILL LOVE HIM FOREVER!
Baby Dragon: Goo.
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ember:….?
prominence: who’s hatchling is that?
ember: oh i don’t know, i just found her here