@omnimon11
 
Wouldn’t really mind doing that, though.

@LuminoZero  
Like I said, we’re not quoting every single line word for word.

@Darth Sonic
 
The constant chain of people quoting every single line of dialogue. Try to keep up.
 
The show is funny. A reference is funny. Killing a joke because you keep dragging it around is not.
 
-Lumino

@Darth Sonic  
Going to be honest, I actually am finding Abridged to be superior to the original canon version.
 
They managed to make perfect cell have some CHARACTER for example, when he was horribly bland before.

@LuminoZero  
>Let it die.  
>An ongoing and popular show.
 
Lolwut?

@Background Pony #1995
 
Jokes and references are funny. Beating a dead horse is not.
 
This horse was beaten, burned, eviscerated, shredded and then tied to the bumper of your car before being driven down a thirteen mile path of broken glass, razor blades and used hypodermic needles before you ran the car into a wall and dropped a bomb on it.
 
Just let it die.
 
-Lumino

@LuminoZero
 
Oh, great. The fun police.

@Lucia di Lammermoor  
… It’s called a fucking reference.

Sorry Chrysalis, but I’m pretty sure she can kill you with one blow.

@omnimon11  
Fluttershy: What am I looking at?
 
Rainbow Dash: I don’t know but I hate it.
 
Fluttershy: Well hopefully he won’t try to screw this one.
 
Rainbow Dash: Ha! No anthro…

@Background Pony #7BFD  
Spike & Fluttershy: Huh?!
 
Thorax: I think I misplaced mine, when Chrysalis…oh.
 
Rainbow Dash*: You’ve gotta be kidding; We Would Never Be Friends With You!
 
*(Can you really see Fluttershy, of all ponies, saying she would never be friends with anyone, even in a DBZA-esque setting, and yes: even after getting humiliated by Chrysalis?)
 
Thorax: I was not talking to you, bluebird. I was talking to the purple canary.
 
Spike: Well, “tweet, tweet”, big guy! Any enemy of Chrysalis’ is a friend of ours! Once Fluttershy gets back on her hooves, we can get you patched up!
 
Thorax: You are the pluckiest canary. You and I; we shall be known as “The Bird & The B”. The ‘B’ stands for-
 
>>1242538

@omnimon11  
Spike: Relax girls it’s me, Spike. Everyone’s friend
 
Throax: I would like more friends.

@Dirty Bit  
Rainbow Dash lands facing away from a sobbing Fluttershy  
Fluttershy: I-(sniff)-I’m s-so s-s-sor-ry…(sobs) I…I d-did my b-be-best, but…(whimper) S-She just t-… Toyed With Me!! I Couldn’t Even Do Anything! (Wails and collapses in tears with her head under her hooves) I-i-in t-the end…I w-w-wasn’t even w-worth the ef-f-fort to k-k-kill…!
 
Rainbow Dash: SUCKS, DOESN’T I-uh, I mean-Sucks To Be YOU!! _{Yeah, that was what I meant}

@Background Pony #E430
 
Spike: _{View must be great from that glass house of yours…}
 
Rainbow Dash: Hm!? glares over at Spike
 
Spike: Let’s go see Fluttershy!

Fluttershy: (roar of unyielding rage)
 
Spike: wow she’s taking it rough.
 
Rainbow Dash: Still pathetic. Have dignity in losing for Faust’s sake.

@Background Pony #CEB0  
Ah, right…

@Darth Sonic  
“I mean, I’d never cheat on Flash, buuut..”  
“Twilight..”  
“_{So sexy!}”

@omnimon11  
The problem is that Twilight is, universe wise, SO MUCH the goku of their world, with everything revolving around her and her being the one that villains have to Beat to win, that it doesn’t work with any of the others nearly as well.

@Darth Sonic  
Wouldn’t Twilight be more like Gohan, than Goku; at least personality-wise?

@Dirty Bit  
I was thinking about the scene immediately following.
 
“Why did nobody warn me she’d be that sexy?!”

@Darth Sonic
 
“Nice…”
 
“Baby, you know it.”

What, Twisalis shippers haven’t gotten around to using Episode 55 to make the obvious ship joke we know you’ll make?
 
Come on people! We used to have highly detailed porn hours before episodes air! Now we’re being sluggish with photoshop shit!

@omnimon11  
Chrysalis: Go take care of your bestest friend. And be sure to check the news.
 
Chrysalis flies off
 
Fluttershy: ah…
 
…
 
…
 
…
 
Discord: What channel!?

@Background Pony #78CE  
Chrysalis: Careful, Flutters… Don’t want that gift pony to BUCK you!* You’ve just given me an idea, is all. What would killing you here and now accomplish? No…the whole world needs to know why we Changelings aren’t to be trifled with.
 
Fluttershy: And just what would that ‘idea’ be?!
 
Chrysalis: ……My Revolution.
 
*Reminder for those of you bronies who use ‘Buck’ as the pony version of the word ‘Fuck’: Abridged!Cell is currently the undisputed king of sexual innuendos in DBZA.

@omnimon11  
Wait, why not?