I rather pet my pony though fellow Anon

I prefer to pet my horses manually

I prefer to pet my horses manually

@Jack Kellar  
All information on the project was redacted, lest anyone discover about the possibility of [REDACTED].

@Cirrus Light  

 
Operation: Alexandria  
Status: SUCCESS

The inventor was quickly murdered, the machine torn to pieces, and all traces of technical data on the invention mixed in with those pieces, then the whole mess was melted into slag, then launched into the sun.
 
The entire process involved murder, loss of revolutionary automation technology, took eight months (first step took one day. The rest of the time was getting a rocket built and ready to launch it into the sun. That stuff takes time), and overall carried a price tag of about 300 million bits. But everyone who sacrificed so much to make it happen all agree - it was worth it.
 
Petting the pone is to forever be a thing of the present.

Why does she have such defined eyebrows?

@Jack Kellar  
Sir yes sir,I’ll fire up the orbital friendship cannon.

This
 
This is the stuff of nightmares…

Nooo but think of the ponies who might not want to depend on humans for petting! It should be their choice!

@TheAbridgenator  
Operation Alexandria is a go then.

@Jack Kellar  
That won’t be enough. We need to go full MIB on this, wipe out all the developers and the scientists, all the facilities, glass the whole compound.
 
Noone can ever know how close we came to the point of no return.

Ready the dynamite, boys, we got some prototypes to scrap.

Nooooo!

@FlutterMEDIC1  
kek i might draw that one of these days

Now we need a follow up of a bunch of anons staring for a panel, one rises up from the crowd and says the below phrase, and then they all storm the stage to destroy the machine.

Damn machines!
 

This machine is pure evil. I’ll stick with good old fashioned cuddles and petting, thank you.

that’s some Skynet stuff right there

Science has officially gone too far. We have to stop these maniacs before they get rid of earscratches too.

This is unconstitutional.

But what if the machine can pet the pony better than you can? Isn’t it ultimately about what the pony wants?

Technology has gone too far.

Hey, there’s no need to reinvent the wheel!