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DADGRASP!
Coriander Cumin: So okay, Romeo, you think you’re so great? Captain of the buckball force? You lay one hoof on my daughter, I gut you like sheep.
Gutted Sheep: It’s not so bad!
Coriander Cumin: No, I’m a joke. Gonna marry my little girl? I gut you like sheep. How much you make? I gut you like sheep. Got good knees? I gut you like sheep. Poppadom and nan bread, 12 bits…like sheep.
Fancy Pants: I can assure you, Mr. Cumin, I have never played a single bounce of buckball in my life.
Coriander Cumin: I gut you like sheep.
Fancy Pants: OWWW! SHEEP, YOU LIED!
Bland and tasteless, just like every restaurant she’s ever touched.
Anypony is better than her!
Better him than Zesty Gourmand.