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Twi: Excuse me?
???: Well, how does it feel??
Twi Who is this? How does what feel? What are you talkin..
???: How dare you not remember me and what you’ve done to me!!
Twi: hmm??
???: I want to know: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE SUCH A WONDERFUL WARM BATH SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED!!!
Twi: bath.. Interrupted.. … ..
???: hiiissssssss
Twi: Wait! Discord! Is that you?!
???: ‘hangs up’
It’s from Dick and Dom in da bungalows by the BBC
???: WHO’S IN THIS HOUSE?!
TS: AH! I-I-It’s just me!
???: THEN WHAT’S THAT STUFF IN YOUR HAIR, WHAT BOY ARE YOU WITH RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD MOM DAD SAY?!?!
TS: The stuff in my hair is shampoo, it’s even purple can’t you see tha- Wait. What do you mean by “what would mom and dad say”?
???:…
TS: Shining Armor!
SA: I was only spying on you because I love you!
TS: hangs up
Twilight looks out the window and sees a pair of binoculars. As she stares them down they recede into the bushes. She spends the rest of the night throwing rocks at binoculars that appear outside the house.
@mrdoctorderpy
What even is that?
Twilight: OMG I’m gonna die next Monday?!
Stranger on the phone: 7 days…
Fixed :D