I’ll get to it when the rest of these losers do it!!!

>haven’t done dishes in weeks.  
>one plastic container is dirty for at least two months.  
>it had garlic-bolied egg-mayo-ground processed cheese salad.  
>after I ate most of the salad I filled the container with water, added some dishwashing soap and closed the lid.  
>I regretted not washing it immediately the moment I popped the lid.  
>I popped the lid at least a month ago.  
also,  
>no hot water because they’re getting pipes ready for winter. no hot water from 8th to 21st of June.
 
I haven’t found a dehydrated fainted poisoned small hornhorse in my kitchen yet.  
Guess I need more dirty dishes.

@Timberwolf  
^This.

Step 1: Prop box up on stick  
Step 2: Place unwashed dishes under box  
Step 3: Attach string to stick, hide in bushes with other end of string  
Step 4: ??  
Step 5: Profit!

@SunnySide  
You are an bucking idiot

@greaterlimits  
Same. Won’t ever clean them, let the unicorn do it.

@SunnySide  

The message I take from this is that I should never clean my dishes. Noted

My parents made this didn’t they…

It’s also cried on by worst poni