Excellent use of the Bloodstone Scepter.

@Keith Mowz  
They can’t fire me if I quit first.

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@LadyTheRainicorn  
@Kazapsky  
But it’s Canada, and that’s just so…so…shudder impolite!

@Kazapsky  
I’m pretty sure you don’t need to tell your employer everything you do in your private life

@LadyTheRainicorn
 
Not in Canada it doesn’t. That would count as deceiving your new employer during the hiring process, which is grounds for dismissal.

@Keith Mowz  
Yeah there’s no need to say much
 
There a reason most of this stuff stays behind closed doors for a lot of people

I mean it looks a lot better when you’re applying for a job to be able to say you quit or were fired over some petty bullshit than to either have to be all “I’d rather not say why I was fired” or confess to browsing porn on the job.

Well lawdy, lawdy, lawdy Miss Ember  
Girl, you sure look good to me  
With that scepter between your legs  
Rubbing at your wet pussy

There are no laws of any kind preventing former employers from saying anything about you that otherwise falls under free speech. Those limitations are handled entirely by company HR policy (which indeed is usually “job title + dates of employment”.)
 
However, if the new employer’s hiring decision (or the old employer’s firing decision) is found to violate anti-discrimination law or other relevant laws, then yes there will be legal problems. That’s probably why company policy so strictly limits what information is handed out.
 
All the same, the old employer may reveal pretty much any information that was lawful for them to know without any legal consequence as long as they aren’t accused of unlawfully firing. If they choose to say you were fired for looking at dragon hoochie porn at work, then there’s not much you can do about that.
 
I suppose you could try to sue for damages if it permanently affects your career opportunities, but how likely are you to win that one?

@Keith Mowz  
actually, you are not legally required to reveal to prospective employers why you were fired from a previous job. and while it’s not strictly illegal, it’s very legally risky for both the employer to investigate into that sort of thing and for the old employer to reveal that kind of information. Risky enough that most employers, when called by a new employer to verify employment, will only verify the dates they were employed and nothing else.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Yes, but getting fired for that sort of thing also makes it harder to get hired other places.

ember + dark souls 3 drawing when?

@Cujo  

 
Unless you get that weird person who likes the same stuff you do.

@Cujo  
I DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT MY SHITTY JOB

This is the best one yet, in my opinion

@Nightweaver20xx
 
unf

@Nightweaver20xx  
Until you do and lose your job

@Cujo  
Nah I like the thrill of hiding my desktop porn from wandering eyes. The thrill of getting caught is kind of a turn-on.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Then this is the perfect excuse to get a phone… preferably one with a data plan

@Cujo  
What phone? I have a phone but it has a hand set and it hooked up to the desk.

@Nightweaver20xx  
God, just go to the bathroom and use your phone like a civilized person.

@Nightweaver20xx  

 
That’s… that’s pretty obsessive.

@Nightweaver20xx  
Lol I just wait till I’m home alone at look at all the Ember stuff I downloaded

I can’t believe I’m so obsessed with this girl I’m looking at porn of her at work. Like there are co-workers right over my shoulder who can see this. All they need to do is stand up.