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“Whats the hold up sweetie? Equestria and your new, especially sexy, physically fit, well endowed pony-self await! Sign right on the dotted line and never regret it… my little pony~<3”
 
“…If you sign in the next 30 seconds I’ll even have sex with the new you!” giggles

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YenaMuffin
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Nope, nope, I tried that back in the 90’s. Ended up accidentally selling my soul to Stan….Stan Powalski of New Jersey. I tried to buy it back, but he had invested it in some company on the Stock Exchange and, well, to make a long story short, I was probably the only person who was happy when the dot-com and housing bubbles burst. So no thanks, lady.