RamBloom: Last Applesauce.

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this is really bad ass I wish I had it!

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.  
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.  
Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot her before she shoots me. I will…  
My rifle and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…  
My rifle is equine, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a sister. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…  
Before Princess Celestia, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.  
So be it, until victory is Equestria’s and there is no enemy, but peace!

Sweet!

There is an actual 2nd Amendment store near where I live. Technically “2nd Amendment Sports” so that people don’t confuse it for Ammu-Nation. I guess I could take Apple Bloom there to shop for birthday gifts :3

The original my NCMares has always been one of my favorites, really neat to see a real life rendition of it!

Sniper Bloom.