Big Mac oh crap😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟

Sweet mother of mercy

I wonder what all those girls will be like when Big Mac tells them that he loves Caramel :P

Big Mac’s face perfectly summarizes my reaction….

@wildrook  
I dind’t read it, so I don’t know. Maybe I should read it too.

@wildrook
 
I love Beating The Heat by that guy XD
 
I wonder if I should read Progress

@Background Pony #6461
 
Oh, so Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon isn’t a factor?

@wildrook  
I know how far people will go with there ships. I don’t know much about the ship, but I am there is a fic about how Smarty is a pony, and Mac the doll, and that is probably the less creepy ones.

@TheOtherPinkiePie
 
Mainly for their interactions in the IDW comics. And also because Lunamac is AWESOME.

@Meanlucario
 
The least crazy would be Twilight and Big Mac being surrogate parents to Smarty Pants. But…you don’t want to see how far the rabbit hole goes.

@wildrook  
That wasn’t as bad as I feared. I heard of far worst fics. Though it does remind me of another thing that, confused me. Do people seriously ship Big Mac with the Smarty Pants doll? I know it’s a joke, but the fact that there are fan fics about it worries me.

@Meanlucario
 
Big Mac thought he was being judged after drinking the liquid from the “Pandora’s Box of Ponyville,” then blurt out that he stole Smarty Pants because he was reminded of Fluttershy. When Mr. Cake brought out the tranquilizer dart, by the time he got to Big Mac, Fluttershy confessed she liked him back.
 
Amazingly, he did less damage than when he drank the Love Poison.

@wildrook  
May I ask what happened in that fic?

@Meanlucario
 
Because of Flash Sentry, too.

My choices are as follows;
 
Lunamac: HELL YES!!!!  
Marblemac:YEEEAHHHH!!!!!  
Fleetmac: Heh, sure! Why the hell not?  
Cheerimac: Meh.  
Fluttermac: HELLS TO THE NAW, BRAH!
 
I believe that covers everything.

Someone could make a viable fusion of this concept? I mean one mare with different attributes of each one well balanced.

@Meanlucario  
Fluttermac became a thing the way most of the ships do: creative fans dreaming up which characters to pair off and start making babies. Fluttermac just seemed to “stick” better than most, somehow. That’s also the explanation for why Twilight isn’t featured here but Fluttershy is.
 
Now, on to the REAL question: would this super-waifu have all the special talents of the constituent ponies? And does it mean that it holds at least two full-time jobs in addition to managing the lunar cycle?

@Meanlucario
 
Blame the time Big Mac drank Coffee in that one fanfic, “Ponyville Discovers Coffee.”

Also, Mr. Bachelor Mac, choose Marble. ;)

The bigger question is: Why is Big Mac being shipped with Luna?

Marblunacheerifleettershy: “Steal us while the polymerization is still in effect, Big Mac-kun!”

@wildrook  
I know, it’s just something I wanted to get off my chest. Also, how did Fluttermac become a thing? And shouldn’t Twilight be a part of this as well, since Twimac is another well know ship, and is used more than Fleetmac?

@Meanlucario
 
…It’s just a joke.

May I get off my chest? Fist off, Fleetfoot and Luna’s crush was more of a joke in the comic, and Luna’s could have just been her way of saying “Thanks” to a subject that had to endure her. Second, Cheerimac was a joke, in the episode about how wrong shipping is, so that ship is wrong. Also, the scene from Filli Vanilli was possibly a joke, so that’s out of the way. Next, people ship Fluttershy and Mac because they’re both shy. I don’t have much else on that, it’s just a boring ship. Finally, Marble is only here because they’re the only official ship, and might be forgotten about in the show. Just wanted to get that out.