sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends.

“it’s a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming. on days like these, foals like you…  
S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N H E L L.”

@Crowley  
May I ask what the occasion was?

@Crowley  

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don’t mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn’t that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

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