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“Finally, the threat has been contained. New York is safer tonight because of this valiant effort.”
Yeah, that’s just sound about right. XD
proceed and put some cakes just outside the barrier
“The masses are starting to get desperate. Your turn.”
DESPERATE
desperate
DESPERATE
desperate
Our electronic OLD MEN with their… unique flexibility has enabled us to surpass even their wildest dreams…
fuck that song instantly started playing in my head
Old ponies.
WARNING.
WARNING.
your current filter.“…iz cool!”
…
Object class: Euclid
scp-69b4 is a frilly pink talking pastel horse with the ability to influence the environment (and sometimes space time continuum) to her will.
People who come into contact with scp-69b4 often feel a sense of euphoria and carefree happiness. This pheromone is often expelled through large cult like celebrations.
Scp-69b4 was found at a child’s birthday party on the “data expunged” personnel tackled the mother while “data expunged” tazered a child “data expunged” blood was everywhere “data expunged” overall, it went succesfully. It is best to keep her in solitude, behind a department of motor vehicles rope.
“And there was much rejoicing.”
good job guys.
I was thinking more “so she can rub up against your leg like a cat”, but that works too.
So, the ideal petting distance is one that is too close, so close that the Ponk will immediately hug you from approaching it?
petting at a distance just isn’t the same, man…
You know, Shetland ponies, like the Ponk, should be contained, otherwise they will run around and eat every snack in the event!
@sumbozo
@Marker
In order to capture and keep a Ponk/SCP-2P, surround it with a fence. It will be tricked into thinking that it is trapped.
And never mention to the Ponk, “You can crawl under the fence.”@Blissey1
@bigladiesman
You can still pet it over the fence, not through it.
@An Honest Appul
@HeirOfRick
And things like that are what makes Derpibooru fun to watch!
The ponk is free. We did it derpibooru