Isn’t there a fic based on this?

Sunset shimmer:uhh girls…you both aren’t helping
 
(Both disappear)

Sci-Twi(drunk): Hey- Psst…Sunny…do you want to know a secret? If you try to kiss me right now… I probably wouldn’t stop you [Giggles] In fact… I’d probably let you do more than that.
 
Daydream Shimmer: Sunset! Good gosh don’t do it she is drunk.
 
Sunset Shimmer: But Daydream she is so hot.
 
Daydream Shimmer: But she’s drunk. There is no honor in this.
 
Sunset Satan: Ahhh screw honor! Tear her clothes off!
 
Sunset Shimmer: nervous groan
 
Daydream Shimmer: Sunset Satan you nefarious fiend. Don’t do it Sunset it’s a trap.
 
Sunset Satan: Answer me this Sunset Shimmer, why would Twilight ask you to make out with her if she didn’t want you to?
 
Sunset Shimmer: Seriously she makes and excellent point.
 
Daydream Shimmer: It’s the dastardly alcohol talking. If you and Twilight get together you want it to be real, not like this.
 
Sunset Shimmer: (to Sunset Satan) Honestly I was kinda rooting for you, but imaginary Daydream Shimmer makes a lot of sense.
 
Sunset Satan: Then answer me this, what does Daydream Shimmer know about girls? She’s single and only ever dated Flash Sentry, enough said.
 
Sunset Shimmer: Now I’ve got to say advantage Sunset Satan.
 
Daydream Shimmer: What are you saying Sunset Satan?
 
Sunset Satan: I think you know exactly what I’m saying (hip swivel) oooh lalala.
 
Daydream Shimmer: Oh, you want to go Demon Dork?!
 
Sunset Satan: Oh, bring it on Angel Wuss!

Daydream Shimmer: “You’re not seriously thinking about making out with Fluttershy while she’s drunk, are you? That’s just wrong! What would she think of you once she sobered up?”
 
Sunset: “Point taken, but let’s her both sides before we make a choice.”
 
Sunset Satan: “Nah, I’m on the same page. Take the five minutes to hold her hair back now, and she’ll wanna pay you back once she’s sober.”
 
Daydream Shimmer: “That’s NOT what I said!”

Daydream: You’re not just gonna let her die like that, aren’t you?  
Sunset: My shoulder angel.  
Sunset Satan: Don’t listen to that girl. She’s trying to lead down the path of righteousness. I’m gonna lead you down the path that ROCKS!

Sunset:listen you two…you both are kind of confusing me so uhh…be gone!or uh you know how ever I get rid of you two  
(Daydream disappears)  
Satan:that’ll work (disappears)

Daydream Shimmer: “Just walk away, Sunset. You’ve got nothing to do with Snips or Snails anymore. Why start this up again?”
 
Sunset Satan: “Because they deserve it. Those two were by your side through every dirty deed, but somehow they got a slap on the wrist and you got a kick in the teeth! Why shouldn’t you give them what they’ve got coming?”

Sunset Satan:hey you not taking’em down are you ya big girl(appears)  
Sunset Shimmer: uhhh where’s the other one  
Daydream Shimmer appears  
Sunset Shimmer: yo!  
Daydream Shimmer:sorry I’m sorry I’m late! so what did I miss?  
Sunset Shimmer: Well yzma just tossed me this knife and asked me to…you know take’,em out  
And this one poped up and then we waited for you hey quite honestly  
Yzma:sunset… Why did think I could let you do this?  
This one simple thing…it’s like I’m taking to a monkey!  
Daydream Shimmer:whoa now!  
Yzma:a really really big stupid monkey named Sunset Shimmer!  
Sunset satan:ouch!  
Yzma:and do you want to know something else?… I’ve never liked your cream puffs  
(Gasp)  
Yzma:never!!!  
Sunset cries  
Sunset satan:that’s it…she’s going down!!!  
Daydream Shimmer: now now remember girls. From above the wicked shall receive their just reward!  
Together: that’ll work!  
Sunset Shimmer: strange that usually works!!!  
Yzma:and so does this!(pulls lever)  
Sunset Shimmer:uh…shouldn’t see that coming (screams)  
Daydream and satan hold on to each other

Sunset Satan:hey you not taking’en down are you ya big girl(appears)  
Sunset Shimmer: uhhh where’s the other one  
Daydream Shimmer appears  
Sunset Shimmer: yo!  
Daydream Shimmer:sorry I’m sorry I’m late! so what did I miss?  
Sunset Shimmer: Well yzma just tossed me this knife and asked me to…you know take’,em out  
And this one poped up and then we waited for you hey quite honestly  
Yzma:sunset… Why did think I could let you do this?  
This one simple thing…it’s like I’m taking to a monkey!  
Daydream Shimmer:whoa now!  
Yzma:a really really big stupid monkey named Sunset Shimmer!  
Sunset satan:ouch!  
Yzma:and do you want to know something else?… I’ve never liked your cream puffs  
(Gasp)  
Yzma:never!!!  
Sunset cries  
Sunset satan:that’s it…she’s going down!!!  
Daydream Shimmer: now now remember girls. From above the wicked shall receive their just reward!  
Together: that’ll work!  
Sunset Shimmer: strange that usually works!!!  
Yzma:and so does this!(pulls lever)  
Sunset Shimmer:uh…shouldn’t see that coming (screams)  
Daydream and satan hold on to each other

@SSJWolverine  
XD I see what you did there…

@Dashole  
Sunset Shimmer: What the hay just happened?

Daydream Shimmer: Don’t do it! You have so much to live for!  
Sunset Satan: Oh come on! What does she have to live fo-….Oh. What’s up, Dai? Totally thought you wouldn’t be here today.  
Daydream Shimmer: What are you talking about? I’m always here.  
Sunset Satan: Nonono! It’s just, uh, you know, I guess you’re feeling better.  
Daydream Shimmer: Yeah? I’m fine. Why?  
Sunset Satan: Cause I didn’t see you at my party. And Sci-Twi told me you were sick or something.  
Daydream Shimmer: O_O Yes! I-right-I was sick! coughs It was terrible. It was, like, a 24 stomach thing.  
Sunset Satan: Yeah.  
Daydream Shimmer: Puking everywhere.  
Sunset Satan: It’s funny, cause Pink said you where at her party. So I guess you’re only sick when you want to be?  
Daydream Shimmer: What are you?! Spying on me now?!  
Sunset Satan: I was concerned for you, Dai!  
Daydream Shimmer: Come on!  
Sunset Satan: You respond on E-vite, saying “You’re coming.” I make a Tuna Noodle Casserole and Ambrose Salad, cause I know that’s your favorite.  
Daydream Shimmer: You wanna know what happen?! Here’s what happened!! I….I was…..I got mugged!  
Sunset Satan: You’re a liar!  
Daydream Shimmer: By….There was A….  
Sunset Satan:thumbs downBOOOOOOO!  
Daydream Shimmer: I don’t know how it happen. Somepony….  
Sunset Satan:BOOOOOOOOO! I’m out of here, dude! disappears  
Daydream Shimmer: Sah Teen! Come on, let’s talk about this! disappears

“Finding out the secret of my morality would be impossible… I’ll take those odd.”

Sunset Satan: Listen up, little lady, I have three good reasons why you should just walk away. #1. Look at that girl. What’s with the facepaint?  
Daydream Shimmer: We’ve been through this. It’s a mask and you know it.  
Sunset Satan: Right, that’s a mask and that’s a Sailor Moon outfit.  
Daydream Shimmer: Hey!  
Sunset Satan: Reason #2. Look what I can do. (starts doing handstands with one hand) HAHA! HA!  
Sunset Shimmer: What does that have to do with anyth–  
Daydream Shimmer: No, no. She’s got a point.

These voices, These voices  
I hear them and when they talk I follow, I follow, I follow  

@absolfusion  
daydream shimmer: Calm down, sunset satan. They say from above, the wicked get their just desserts.

Yzma: I NEVER LIKED YOUR CREAM PUFFS  
Daydream Shimmer:gasp  
Sunset Satan: Ok that bitch is going down

@Legioner8  
Stich has a similar conscious.  
But that’s beside the point.

they should use this joke in next movie.

“To befriend, or to kill… can’t I do both?”

Always love this gag.

That’s a clever idea.

@Roy-of-Asturia  
Why does sunset’s conscience have such shit taste in anime?