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WhenPwnsAttack

Needs More Cowbell
Blues Brothers with Pinkie Pie…if she could deal with the vulgarity, we’d have an absolute blast. Although, it’d be even more fun with the rest if the mane 6, I mean, you can’t say no to the Blues Brothers.
GryusMechanum

Watching Star Wars, all six, with Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash and Rarity. I think Twilight and Rainbow would love it, but Rarity might not enjoy it at first. (Then again I’ve always seen Rarity as a Trekkie.)
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
that there’s the great dragon migration? oh, your world don’t have dragons? sure looks like they do.  
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so a wizard is like a unicorn, but there’s only 4 of them? that old red one his assistant? why are they all so fat?  
…really? that kinda makes sense, actually.  
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would you come out from under the bed already? the sand murks are gone, that old wolf came out of the ocean and scared em off. an’ he like, he all killed their queen! just like miss twilight did to the changeling queen!  
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wine not? I don’t get it.  
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oh applesauce, that ogre is gonna wallop him. he don’t even know how to be a dragon!  
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haha yeah, that old guy showed him what fer! oh shoot he’s gettin’ beat up now! go dragon! get that mean old ogre!  
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yes! he won! wait, why’s he lyin’ down like that?  
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NO THEY’RE ALL DYIN’ WHY ARE THEY ALL DYING  
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GET UP CAROLINUS! YOU GOTTA GET UP NOOOO  
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just die you stupid cotton pickin apple bu–s-sorry sis. but he’s killin’ them all! ah know it’s just a movie!  
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oh applesauce… the evil wizard’s growin’ bigger! he’s gonna get peter too! HOLY BUCK HE JUST SPROUTED DRAGON HEADS  
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…what just …happened?  
he defeated him… with science?  
does that even work?  
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…how does the princess move the sun so fast?  
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why’re they all so happy? they lost, didn’t they? didn’t they? or did they win? carolinus is alive again? but all the magic’s gone! but it sorta ain’t? is that like, wizard heaven or something? are all the dragons in wizard heaven? what about the really evil guy?  
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why’s he gettin’ so excited about that evil wizard crown? that ain’t even a real ruby! wait where did she come from?! is she his special somepony, or does she just look like her? are they gonna go live with the wizard? or like, neighbors to him outside that barrier thing?
 
they sure better clear this stuff up in the sequel.
 
RighteousIndignayshun
Artist -

Twilight: “So…Up.”  
Me: “Yea, that’s the name of it.”  
Twilight: “And is that a-”  
Me: “Okay, before you ask about the physics of a house that flies using a bunch of balloons, may I remind you you live in a world where friendship is literally magic, magic exists at all, and all that wonderful stuff.”  
Twilight: “Alright, jeesh! No need to get all angry about it.” She laughs as she pops the disc in.  
The movie starts.  
Twilight: “And you say this is your favorite?”  
Me: “I’ve had good memories of it. I guess calling it my favorite is a bit loose, but I enjoy it regardless.”  
Twilight: “Your sister will let me borrow some books off her shelf if this ends up not being worth it, right?”  
Me: “Twilight, noo. It’s starting.”  
She laughs again.  
Twilight, trying (and failing) to suppress one final chuckle: “I’m joking. I’ll watch.”  
After the first ten minutes, Twilight stares at the screen in an almost cataconic state, a small line of tears streaming down her face.  
Twilight: “It…it all went by so fast…”  
Me: “Yea, it’s a…a real kick in the gut…”  
Twilight: “How did they do that? That was beautiful.”  
Me: “Takes heart…”  
Twilight looks at the run time ticking up on the DVD player’s digital display.  
Twilight: “…and ten minutes, too…if it’s like this the whole time, I-
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Me: “Relax. Just watch… I don’t want another word coming out of your mouth the whole time.”  
Twilight: “Bu–”  
Me: “No buts. No talking until the end.”  
Twilight: “But you always talk.”  
Me: “Hey, I’ll keep silent, too, silly. I snark through a Christmas special or a cheesy superhero flick, but this movie is too precious. Don’t worry. You’ll only have the movie to hear…aaaand maybe the occasional popcorn munch and sip of water.”  
Twilight: “All filler to me.”  
Me: “Speaking of, you want anything?”  
Twilight: “Sure. You got more popcorn?”  
Me: “I think another box’s worth of it. I’ll be back.”  
I get up and head into the kitchen. Twilight turns her head back towards the screen and watches…