@Background Pony #0F0F
 
Was the last part a Cow and Chicken reference?
 
If so, kudos.

Le ME (anonpon # 2319):looks under the “tree” and found two very large “presents” so my beloved nightmare you’ve got some very big “presents” for me yes?
 
NNM:chokes anonpony2319 WHY YOU LITTLE I’LL HAVE YOU HOG TIED AND THROW INTO THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!
 
Le ME:while being choked i’m sorry nightmare moon sorry please don’t i’ll do anything
 
NNM:stares daggers into my soul go make me a……….two hunered foot tall sandwitch and no mustrud or your going to the sun NNM tosses me into the kicten
 
Le ME:sighs in releaf i thought i was dead there for a moment oh well GOTTA GO FAST!!!!!! runs for my life
 
NNM:welp i guess i’m making my own sandwitch now and really was not going to throw him into the sun sighs in defeat why does tia make me be this crused tree why ain’t it be little “old” luna huffs now where is that crused frigde GGAAHH!!! i’m hungry and look like a gaint cookie and i’m tartarus bound to BE FOREVER ALONE!!!!!
 
TIA:hey moon-moon!!! are you ready for the play? moon-moon are you okay?
 
NNM:LEAVE US BE DEAR SISTER!!!!! runs to her room crying I HATE THIS DAY AND I HATE YOU FOR TURNING ME INTO THIS MONSTER!!!! slam the door with tears streaming down her face meh
 
TIA:please moon-moon i’m sorr-mmhhpp!!
 
NNM:QUEIT!!!! WE DEMAND TO BE ALONE!!! shoves two hundered socks into tia’s mouth and if we hear anything else form thy’s mouth we shall stuff more stockings into thou’s maw
 
TIA:……………………..
 
Le ME: stops running and looks back at the castle i should go back and give her something then what she demanded form me sighs and walks back the castle
 
three hours later
 
Le ME:nightmare moon i’m back and i’m afraid of the punshment i’ll get plus i got that sandwitch with no musturd and with extra spinach cuz i know you love it
 
NNM:leave it at my door anon and help tia with her “situation’ she’s dealing with and did you get me a drink aswell?
 
Le ME:pulling socks form tis’s maw no i was just doing what i was told sorry
 
TIA:mmhhpp mmhhpp mmhhpp “just hurry it up already i think i’m going to puke”
 
NNM:noms her sandwitch wilest watching le me unstuffing tia’s maw and smiles evily this is the best hearts&hoove day i’ve had in my life
 
Le ME: who’s socks these? gags at the horride stench please tell that there tia’s
 
TIA:frowns and kicks le me in the gut mmpphh mmpphh “HA HA HA your realy dumd you know that”
 
NNM & Le ME:groans
 

 

 
END!!!!

@Mahogany  
That’s the last time I shop at Lowe’s. I shall take my business to Home Depot.

@Silent Wing  
LOL

I knew there was something wrong with the tree I bought when my children started crying.

“Noooo. I am the night, I am terror! ^{Stop giggling at me…}”

Happy holidays, you despicable Grinch c:

This Night won’t be Silent for long.

“Why do I have to be the tree?”