@Blissey1  
@Jerkface  
@thps48
 
Darn, I figured I missed a few. Okay then, rectifying!
 
I guess I’d put the big Shining / Cadance reveal somewhere around a Crybaby Level 5 (I heard that a lot of people got pissed about it, but I also noticed that a lot of people seemed to like the episode as well, especially given that it introduced Chrysalis and the changelings). I’d put Vinyl’s eye color reveal down as a much lower Crybaby Level 2. I mean, it’s just her eye color; it’s not like she spoke or something.
 
Next up, and I really can’t believe I forgot this one, I think Derpy’s original speaking voice getting changed would register as a Crybaby Level 10, right alongside Twilight drinking a Red Bull and Flurry Heart existing. Put simply, people lost their dang minds, yo.
 
And now that I’m thinking about it, enough people seemed to hate the Breezies that I guess their episode should at least constitute a Crybaby Level 1 stamp. Honestly, I had a lot of fun watching Seabreeze gradually get more and more frustrated over time. He should probably schedule some weekly visits with a tiny, thimble-sized therapist or something. I mean, if a psychotic chihuahua can see a therapist and then beat that therapist to death with the butt of a revolver, I don’t see why Faerie Vegeta can’t get some anger management counseling too.
 
“The Crybaby Scale” is an officially trademarked measurement system owned by the Raszagal Corporation, a company totally not named after a StarCraft character. Don’t steal, bro!

@Jerkface  
I thought it was overshadowed by the Cadance and Shining thing. Though, all the different dramas kind of blend in with each other after a while. >3<

@Joseph Raszagal  
@Blissey1  
So does nobody remember the great Vinyl Scratch-eye-color-shitstorm?

@Joseph Raszagal  
You forgot the reveal of Princess Cadance and shining armor
 
“Omg twilight suddenly has a brother? And there’s another alicorn!?”

@Background Pony #A96B  
Dunno, BP, the degree to which a lot of the fandom got their collective panties in a giant, butthurt knot seemed pretty similar to me.
 
People are always gonna whine and complain:
 
Discord gets reformed - Crybaby Level 5  
“That’s stupid, he’s the best villain! Best villain should stay a villain!”
 
Twilight gets wings - Crybaby Level 10  
“Toys, toys, toys; all Hasbro wants to do is sell toys! OMG, I’m quitting the fandom!”
 
Crystal Castle - Crybaby Level 6  
“Ugh, that castle looks like a disco ball and the Vatican had a horrible love-child! I can’t believe the library’s gone, this is soooooooooooooo dumb! Books!”
 
Starlight gets reformed - Crybaby Level 8  
“That’s just great, the Communist/Fascist/Something-ist villain gets reformed in, like, 12 seconds! She should be taken out behind a shed and shot! God, the writers are stupid!”
 
Flurry Heart born as an alicorn - Crybaby Level 10  
“Yeah, okay, so alicorns can just be born now! No big feats of magic or earning the wings/horn, no, they’re just born because Hasbro says so and they want toys! I mean it this time, I’m totally quitting the fandom!”
 
Those are the biggest ones I remember right now. What’d I miss?

@Wodahseht  
No, thats just where sone fans started whining. Flurry Heart is the division by zero.

@Bhazor  
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE TUMMY-RUBBINS TRAIN!

@Nightweaver20xx  
Alicorn ascension is where the ponyverse divided by zero.

@Nightweaver20xx  
The ponies’ minds have been expanded  
[♥ MERCY]

NO MERCY

Ponies giving other ponies bellyrubs? Is that like dividing by zero?

If that was her legit reaction to getting bellyrubs, I don’t know that I’d ever be able to stop.
 
Person: “Razz, what are you doing? You’ve got work!”
 
Razzy: “But… but just look at her! Work can take a long walk off a short pier!”
 
Person: “Bellyrubs don’t pay the bills.”
 
Twilight: “I find this debatable, human… oooooooooooh yeahhhhhhhh, don’t stop…”

So adorable :D

@TheOtherPinkiePie  
Dancing yeah!!!

@TheOtherPinkiePie  
WUBS

@SeraphimDawn
 
“Did somepony say wubs?”
 

@SeraphimDawn  
I don’t trust doctors. Only Doctor Hooves.

And slowly, Twilight is turning into a banjo slowly…

@dt Gaming  
Go see a doctor! He’ll fix you up. ;)

I think I lost my body when I saw this. Now Im just a floating head. Wheres my body?

WTH happened in here?

@SeraphimDawn  
You said it lol

Belly wubs!

Twilight Sparkle: Luna Keep on Rubbing… OOOOOOOOW Yeah Keep on…. Ow my it… feels soooooooooo XD…. Goooooooood.
 
Princess Luna: What The Hell O.O