Interested in advertising on Derpibooru? Click here for information!
Use your hooves and trot in to experience the Fediverse with friendship and ponies.

Help fund the $15 daily operational cost of Derpibooru - support us financially!

Description

No description provided.

Comments

Syntax quick reference: **bold** *italic* ||hide text|| `code` __underline__ ~~strike~~ ^sup^ ~sub~

Detailed syntax guide

Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
@Pagan  
You’re probably more in shape than me, yo. I’m a twig.
 
My doctor’s always like, “Dude, no, eat something. I think my cat weighs more than you and she’s not even that fat.”
 
Then I’m all, “Bro, I could eat an entire German chocolate cake and the three Germans that made it and I still wouldn’t gain any weight.”
 
My doctor and I spend a lot of time arguing. I’m sure every time I show up for an appointment he’s thinking to himself, “This fuckin’ guy again.”
Pagan

Gay Viking
@Joseph Raszagal  
I don’t know about Matthew McConaughey but I’m fairly in shape I live on a farm not skinny but in shape.
 
My hair is longer now I had to cut it for a wedding at the time.
 
full
Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
@Pagan  
Your added image is broken on my screen, so I’m just going to assume that you’re roughly around Matthew McConaughey levels of healthiness.
 
You lucky dawg!