@railroadingbrony  
Upon closer inspection, there does seem to be other adoration positions available. The “human seat” position, for instance. If that sounds good to you, that’s available. There’s loads of positions available, actually. It’s just the “kissing her high heels” station that’s filled. And even then, we admirers are on shifts. We shift through multiple jobs that way we don’t get stuck in a rut. For example, I’m about to be transfered to…ahem, we don’t talk about that one casually. Strictly hush-hush, don’tcha know.
 
Guess what I’m saying, long story short, is get in here and start praising the poof. And to think some philistines praise the sun. Pfft!

@IHateThatHedgehog  
Okay then, but I tell ya if there’s something I want I don’t give up easily.

@railroadingbrony  
You’re gonna have to fight me over it because I’m already kissing her heels.  
…Which knowing Adagio’s MO, is probably exactly what she wants.

I’m gonna adore the heck out of her.

Oh BOY!