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Unable to find a date and growing desperate, the nerdy stallion Number cruncher sought out Venus services. Paying her a discounted price, he took her to his highschools prom. The bullies really started causing him to have a bad time, but Venus did her best to lighten the stallions mood. In the end, the two had a fun night.
Crappy story cuz my brain hurts. cx
Crappy story cuz my brain hurts. cx
Yes, both the best types.
especially if they’re cubed or there’s many a true one
Roasted
Bullies:…
@ShimmeringStallion
And I love you guys (in a completely unplatonic manner bordering on creepy) as well.
And we (in a forcibly platonic manner as this is a safe image) love you, too!
@Pagan
I (platonicly) love you guys!
Why not both?
Cheering
To be fair, she came onto YOU…
@Pagan
Pagan should I insult him for being anonymous or imply that I “Hit” his mother.
Oi wut was that? I’ll deck ya I swear on me mum!
@Valiant_Effort
I honestly doubt either of you has ever hit anybody
Oh well I never made up with the people I beat the shit out of.
@mikaLtubeyou
@Pagan
I grew up in a hockey family. I was raised tough and polite. I made amends with the guy after myweek of suspension and became close friends up until graduation. Not to sound cliche but, we destroy our enemis when we make them our friend.
@Valiant_Effort
We have something in common then.
I wish i learned to defend myself like this.
Damn, more like “Violent_Effort”…
I an asshole crumpled a picture of a pony I drew, I punched him so hard his rib cracked. From that point no one bothered me and all those who were bullied stayed in my field of view to avoid being harassed.
Well, as long as he pays, she’ll be nice.
she’s such a nice whore, this makes my inner nerd very happy!