Okay, how the fuck are
minigun elite guards so early in the game? Let me run down the bullet points:
-They fully heal when you respawn.
The boss doesn’t
-Their DPS is over 600, what with that minigun. The boss has about 1/12th of that.
-They ignore all stealth; they can see you when you’re hiding, and probably when you’re invisible, too.
In any other game, they’d be
at least in the
final dungeon, at the
earliest.
In my crossover RPG, they’re a boss in mook clothing on the road to the final dungeon, and the third strongest non-boss enemy in the game, behind the prion and tardigrade, both in an earlier womb level. Their DPS is 6666. The most HP any of your party members can ever have is 1337. Yeah, totally fair.
EDIT:
I call this elite guard Brawl Meta Sans, because he’s somehow as fair as Sans if the attacks moved twice as fast, your controls randomly changed every 3 seconds, and the bottom half of the screen was cut off. Seriously, he can see you when you’re invisible, he has a DPS of 666, and fully heals when you respawn. Actually killing him would require hours of abusing Pyrelight’s respawning and would take more patience than doing the SM64 ABC 100% with your dick while skydiving. I just can’t do it.
Also, I ran into a very strange glitch. Flash being Flash, I guess…