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Derpy as Berri
Queen. Queen of all the land.
Who would’ve ever thought that? Huh. Not me.
I guess you know who these ponies are now, cuz I certainly do. I didn’t wanna know them.
And yep, I may be Queen. I have all the bits in the kingdom. And all the land. And all that stuff.
But, you know? I don’t really think I want it.
I just wanna go home. With Derpy. And, I dunno, have a mug of cider.
Hmph. <sigh> It’s not gonna happen.
It’s true what they say, “The grass is always greener.”
And “You don’t really know what it is you have, until it’s gone…”
Gone…
GONE…
There was no double entendre intended, I assure you. :P
I was making fun of how the “Rumble Pack” feature was kinda overhyped with some N64 games.
Heh, I get it, Rumble.
I am the Great Mighty Smooze,
And I will drown you in my purple ooze…
Berry the Queen.
Queen of all the land. Who would’ve thought that?
But how did I come to this, all you say?
And who are these strange ponies that surround my throne, all you also say?
Well, it’s a long story. Come closer and I’ll tell ya. It all started… yesterday, and what a day that was. It’s what I call a “Bad Mane Day”.
“Beardy? You haven’t got a beard.”
The Smooze, Obviously.
Senior.
Who in the hell is the Great Mighty Poo going to be?