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Background Pony #D950
Dear Twilight Sparkle,
Odd that you would jump to such a disturbing conclusion. I merely picked him up this morning to make preparations for his spinoff. Why not trek on over to the Badlands and kidnap a child yourself, you little bitch?
*~ Princess Celestia*
 
You. I like you.
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@Background Pony #0D8C  
Dear Princess Celestia
 
If that is indeed the case, I have a disturbingly realistic fake Spike corpse on my hooves, and unsure of how to dispose of it without arousing further suspicion. I’ve already taken three rugs to the landfill this week, and I think by the fourth they’ll start asking questions, especially after Apple Bloom and her friends went missing earlier this week.
 
And by the way, thanks for not telling me about the spinoff, you manipulative old hag. Let’s see whose side I’m on next time your sister gets sick of your shit.
 
-Twilight Sparkle
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@Align  
Now I wanna know what Lightshine’s been saying on all these pics with the spikeabuse tag. Is he a little brat, whining about it, or is he a cold-hearted jerk, praising it with the enthusiasm of a zealot roused to violence?
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DarkMech is Best Mech
Well, after such a callous and heartless display from the so-called Princess of Friendship, I certainly hope Celestia doesn’t overnight that!  
Twilight can wait 3-5 days for her new dragon-slave, like the plebeians!