Hydra Pony

Then I saw a beast coming out of the Everfree Forest. It had six heads and fourteen horns. And pasted on each head were names that mane 6. This beast looked like a pony, but it had the feet of a dragon and the mouth of lions! And Faust gave the beast his own power and throne and great authority.
 
I saw that one of the heads of the beast seemed shy beyond recovery—but the shyness was healed! The whole world marveled at this miracle and gave allegiance to the beast. They worshiped Faust for giving the beast such power, and they also worshiped the beast. “Who is as great as the beast?” they exclaimed. “Who is able to party with it?”
 
Then the beast was allowed to speak great wisdom. And he was given authority to do whatever she wanted for 6 seasons. And she spoke terrific words of friendship, spreading her name and her dwelling—that is, those who dwell in equestria. And the beast was allowed to spread friendship on brony people and to conquer them. And she was given authority to rule over every sub-fandom and people and language and nation. And all the people who belong to this fandom worshiped the beast. They are the ones whose names were not written in the Book of Pony before the world was made—the Book that belongs to the Faust.
 
Anyone with ears to hear should listen and understand.  
Anyone who is destined for friendship will be taken to the convention.  
Anyone destined to party by the park will party hard.
 
This means that Faust’s Brony people must endure persecution patiently and remain faithful.

Twilight: Sorry, Moondancer. Spike. We can’t exactly make it to the Social event.
 
Moondancer: There’s a legitimate excuse, isn’t there?
 
Spike: There’s always one. Like thwarting Eternal Night.
 
Twilight: Funny story, actually. It’s, uh…
 
Pinkie: WE HAVE BECOME ONE!

What no tails? Ech.

Love Hydras.

HAIL HYDRA-CHAN!