“Best buds, right?
You can trust me
I’ll never do anything to hurt you
Your ex? I can talk to her for you
No, really, I insist
I’m a manipulator. I manipulate people
But not you
No.
I would never
You’re my best friend
You trust me, don’t you?
Your ex, I’ve talked to her
She is vile
She is scum
She is not to be trusted
But I am
You can trust me
She is not good enough for you
She is a monster
I may be too, but not as bad as her
Never as bad as her
I would never use you, or manipulate you
I love you.
Don’t you see my love for you?
When I guilt you when you don’t talk to me
Or break promises
Or keep secrets
I am perfect
Surely I have not kept anything from you
No secrets, no lies, no devious plans
Now that I think about it…
I can see why you liked her
Your ex, yeah
She isn’t so bad
She and I could work
All three of us
Together
Wouldn’t that be nice?
What? You don’t like that idea?
Well, you’re wrong
It could work
I’ll never leave you
Even if you hate me I’ll still love you
What’s that? You need time to yourself?
Ah ah ah..wouldn’t want to do that
I’ll get closer to her, you know
Closer and closer.
Every time you take your eyes off me
I’ll just go to her
That’s not manipulation or a threat
It’s true friendship
And I’m your true friend
But I feel closer to her now
Closer than I ever was with you
I can see why you like her
I can see why you loved her
I will take her now
Because it is only me she wants
No longer you
You don’t want to love me?
Well it’s okay, she can do just as good of a job
I lied
About who I was
I lied
About what you meant to me
You were merely a pawn, like her
Like everyone
But I’m still your best friend
Right…bud?”