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Dear Princess Celestia,
I’ve learned nothing about friendship this week. In fact, my so called friend, “The Heavy”, keeps taking all the medkits.
He’s not even that injured, and I’m right there, ignited in flames, about to become a freakin’ cooked steak! If anyone should be sent to the moon, it would be him. I must leave now, there’s a BLU Scout in target range just waiting for one of my bullets to meet their skull.
Your faithful assassin for hire, RED Sniper.