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There’s a rumor going around that Mike Matei from Cinemassacre’s penis is 12 inches flaccid. There are pictures of his bulge that are probably fake, but if they’re real, that scares me. That’s what I based this image off of.
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spiteful delay tactic
That is exactly what it is. The Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment guarantees equal treatment for all under The Law, and the Full Faith And Credit Clause of Article IV mandates that states have the obligation to respect contracts and licenses issued in other states; it is clearly and unambiguously unconstitutional to allow heteros to marry while denying that to homos and bis, and likewise unconstitutional for a regressive state to refuse to recognize a marriage license issued in a state that operates in the 21st Century. Both clauses are also routinely– and straight up illegally– ignored by many states on matters like gun control, abortion, and legalized marijuana.
@Eeveeinheat
Are porn stars natural?
Most of them are, yes. Just because steroids are common in [sport] doesn’t obviate the fact that people who are naturally inclined towards athleticism are the ones who gravitate towards athletic endeavors; some dudes just have big ol’ wangs, and they’re more likely than normal dudes try out for the Ream Team and make the cut.
Also, if you actually believe that “natural growth enhancers” work, then, uh… I’ve got a box full of them here I can ship you for a hundred bucks American– guaranteed to work, or your money lost.
If it is a growth enhancement then it isn’t what it is normally.
Well, in that case it would have been better if she didn’t tell me she had a crush on me before, maybe I wouldn’t have even thought of it.
They mention they use “natural growth enhancers”.
I said naturally it is impossible. Are porn stars natural? No. Snicker
And frankly, I don’t care who shacks up with whom as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult. I ain’t judgin’.
Just to clarify, we don’t quite have marriage equality yet – the motion to change the law was just passed (twice, because some of the representatives complained about the results after the first round), we can expect the new law to come into effect in ‘17 at the earliest and there’s still a chance (seems unlikely, but it’s possible) the next parliament votes it down.
It’s a major step forward, but not quite there yet.
I was under the impression that state law can’t override the constitution? And if marriage discrimination’s already been deemed unconstitutional, all this “state rights” stuff seems little more than a spiteful delay tactic.
midlife marriage pact
We were 24 and 18. Most of the others were late 20s/early 30s.
Southern States
Texas ain’t “The South”; for one thing, our legislature is more stupid than evil. In this case, those losers are actually more progressive on the aggregate, with The Virginias and The Carolinas already having marriage equality (like Finland). The antichristing marriage inequality laws in Texas are currently allowed to stay in effect pending Supreme Court review even though a federal court judge recently struck them down. The struggle continues.
@DJSoru
I don’t know you or your situation and can’t really comment on it; logically, though, trying to force the issue by “dating” seems calculated to leave two people socially chained together who based their preferences on artifice and tryharding rather than the broad compatibility that naturally develops between friends who aren’t expecting anything more from each other than “having stuff they like in common”. In my observation, when people say things along the lines of not wanting dating or romance to ruin a friendship, what they mean is… they actually like being friends, and don’t want to risk that by dealing with all the forced nonsense and not-acting-like-yourself fakery that dating involves, and which tends to leave at least one of the parties not wanting to talk to the other anymore. A real friendship is a precious thing, and most people are unwilling to risk one on something that’s as much of a high stakes gamble as dating. How many broken-up couples do you know who are even still on speaking terms, much less as close friends as they were before they got romantically entangled? People act like themselves around their friends, but try way too hard to be artificially desirable when they’re trying to impress a romantic prospect; if someone tells you they want to be “just friends”, that’s a compliment, because it means they like you the way you really are, and don’t want you to change that by acting all weird around them the way people do when they’re trying to impress someone.
how did that happen? there was a girl that confessed to having a crush on me back when I was dating another girl, and after the breakup when I felt I could get over my ex, she decided not to go on a date with me because it would “ruin our friendship”. So I gotta ask you: How is this possible, for a girl to have a crush on a guy who she is friends with, then not want him when he’s finally single? Did the fact that I was taken at that time made me more desireable in her eyes? I mean, my friend was cute and had some mighty applebuckin’ thighs, but I couldn’t cheat on my girlfriend! I loved her too much to do it!
Frankly, the notion rather smacks of that midlife marriage pact thing that I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen outside American comedies, but I’ve already ceded that things are probably different in America.
And since y’all bring up your friends and acquaintances as examples, the only case of long-time friends getting together in the end that I personally know of is my aunt and her man, and they were both divorced and nearing 60 at the time.
Hokay, I’m-a hafta suggest you turn off Safesearch and implement Google Image Search before proceeding, ’cuz there is a wealth of videographic evidence to the contrary.
How do explain porn stars with 12 inch penises?
Also, it is impossible to have a natural 12 inch dick, flaccid or erect. Unless you are a horse, of course.
My penis when flacid is less than a cm to two cm. But over six when erect. Maybe eight when really aroused. What does the study say about that?
falling in love with a friend (or falling in friends with your love) is a dead end
Yyyeah, I’ve been married for sixteen years and never been on a date in my life; we were friends until we realized we were in love, and that’s the same basic pattern followed by literally every marriage, might-as-well-be pair, and would-be-if-it-was-legal pair in my extended circle of friends. Almost all of us are anime and/or gaming geeks who met at conventions or anime clubs and started hanging out together because FRIENDSHIP IS FRIGGIN’ MAGIC, and those friendships just pulled into tighter and tighter orbits until whoops!, bonded for life.
Weird. There’s absolutely no reason a relationship shouldn’t come from friends, they usually work out better that way, because the people already know each other.
Finland. Maybe the dating thing’s just done differently over here.
Wouldn’t be the only thing we do differently…
I’m in America, where are you?
@Exhumed Legume
Okay, but where else are you getting the idea that relationships never come out of friendships? The internet seems to be the main source of this idea.
Could be a cultural thing. Like I said, I don’t know how they do things wherever you live.
Yeah, no, that’s bullshit. Sometimes your friendship becomes so good that you’re both on the same page you want to make it something more. That’s usually where the best relationships come from. There are cases where you want to get closer with someone and they just want to stay friends and that’s fine, but a “widely-accepted fact” that you can’t get in a closer relationship with friends is so inaccurate. I think you’re just believing shit you’ve read from people who want to fuck their friends when their friends aren’t interested, it doesn’t represent actual statics or your concept at all.
I don’t know how they do things in your neck of the woods, but based on everything I’ve ever heard and seen on the subject, it’s considered a well-known and widely-accepted fact over here that falling in love with a friend (or falling in friends with your love) is a dead end – basically, both of you have to be on the same page from the get-go or it’s a one-way trip to Unrequiteville.
@Darth Sonic
Never trust a statistic you didn’t make up yourself. ;P
Also, don’t always take the phrase “statistical anomaly” so damned literally.
>Statistical.
Post these stats plz.
No, I think most people get in relationships this way, dude. It’s the vocal minority who label themselves “forever alone” and I don’t believe people who label themselves that way really are, unless they believe it so much that they never make any form of contact with other humans.
I know from experience otherwise and am in a great relationship with someone I first got to know as a friend, but if you go into a friendship wanting nothing out of the other person besides their pussy, of course it’s going to fail. If they do want to just be friends, you should respect that and enjoy their friendship.
@PinkiePieisHotMare
Please don’t. There are more important things in life than getting pussy and it’s certainly not worth killing yourself over. I’m sure you’ll find someone to love eventually, you just have to go into the relationship wanting more out of them than their pussy. (And I’d say on the flip side they should also want more out of you than just your dick.)