Not even the lord of chaos can resist that adorable face

@Jackarunda
 
Bitch, no wind can knock down a tree. A tsunami, on the other hand…

What was it, some old story, like a proverb or something
 
Where there was this big strong tree  
and this little sprig of wheat
 
and the tree would always laugh at and demean the wheat sprig, because the wheat would always bow and bend to any wind that came by, even the slightest breeze, whereas the tree remained tall even in the toughest of gales
 
but then a wind came that was so immensely strong, it caused the three to break and topple
 
and in this mighty wind, the wheat sprig just bent down like it always had

By being soft and yielding. Like a pillow.