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At the same time, it doesn’t mean they won’t be.
Now according to quantum mechanics, we currently neither know that this movie sucks or not suck. This character seems to collapse some of the suckitude waveforms in a way that makes the film appear somewhat awesome, however, these waveforms are just a few of a large number that we need collapse to make an educated and ration decision about the sucking of this film. Only through the act of direct observation of the entire movie can we fully collapse the suckitude waveforms to derive whether or not it indeed sucks.
I’ll stick by my assumptions, most easily swayed and impressed audiences ever.
By the way “Sunset Satan” is what you label her as, doesn’t mean she is going to live up to your expectations.
Just because a villain “look kinda cool” doesn’t mean they’re going effective, intimidating, relatable, likeable, fun, three-dimesional, or even memorable.
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over Sunset Satan.
The fact that the fashion driven, colorful anorexic bobblehead toy toyline are already beginning production even before the movie runs in theaters pretty much negates any rational argument that this is not a shameful plug for an adolescent girls toyline.
Making the entire dilemma of the movie still center around the character becoming queen of the high school dance shows how shallow and vapid the theme of this movie is.
While the original show, especially in the first and early second season showed that the central theme was to denounce the typical female stereotypes, this movie seems not only to enforce the archaic ideas, but glorify them.
Just look at the uninspired lazy exposition trying to pass itself off as an up beat pop song that frames the trailer, pretty much sums up the lack of effort put into this movie.
The same initial trailer that proved conclusively beyond a shadow of a doubt that the movie was nothing but a cheap Bratz knockoff filled exclusively with all the usual girly high school cliches?
You don’t need to see the movie, everything, every plot point, every theme to every joke, the entire storyline from beginning to damn near the end is spelled out in black and white in the trailer. Even the fact that Hasbro leaks way to much in the initial trailer shows that they don’t have enough confidence in the movie to tease the audience.
Y’know, if I’d said that’s how the EqG critics view those willing to give the movie a chance, I would be accused of making a strawman argument.
Myabe, it’s not us, maybe you guys are just the most easliy swayed and impressed audience in this or any other fandom. I’m willing to bet that jingling keys still manages to make you burst out in hysterical laughter.
I dunno, throw in a Molestia or Spikeabuse or wingboner joke and he’ll be happy. Those apparently never go stale.
Well, you don’t seem to be trying very hard.
There’s just no pleasing you bastards, is there?
Why buy a ticket when you can pirate it from home?
I feel more comfortable giving it a watch now.
Still can’t afford to buy a ticket though XD
(skip to 1:04)
Dis gon be a good movie!