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Glad you liked the story (wish I could say that Dad liked the scotch, but I’m still not really sure if he actually tasted it while he was imitating an aquatic vacuum cleaner).
And no worries, three days is longer than it’d last with me. Just be sure to chill it in the freezer. Some people like it warm, but they’re all over in Europe right now wondering if and when Greece is going to start selling olives on the side of the street to get out of debt.
Hehehe. XD
If I like it it will probably be gone in 3 days.
Try it sometime, it might be to your liking. I’d recommend something around the 8 or 10 year bracket.
Also, keep in mind that scotch is a sipping drink, not a “knock the shots back like a madman” drink. Not saying that you’re an alcoholic, of course, I just have personal experience with buying someone a very expensive bottle of the stuff, only to watch them drink it like it was a five dollar jug of bathtub vodka xD (Sure, Dad, just drink it like it grows on trees, it didn’t cost me 200 bucks or anything).
Nope never had scotch.
Ever tried a decently aged scotch?
Tequila is my least favorite of those I mentioned.
I’m a fan of Heineken, myself.
Also, tequila is horrid. Some insane native wandering around the desert looked at a cactus one day and thought to himself, “Yeah, I’d drink that.”
True but they are few and far between.
This. Craft beers are pretty darn good. Still, I also understand if beer isn’t somebody’s thing.
I love the almost random direction these comments took.
It’s fine if you don’t like beer but there is a lot of great beer available. It’s not all mass market swill.
Really any beer qualifies it’s all swill. If you’re going to drink get a real drink whiskey, rum, gen, tequila even wine.
They forgot the Pabst Blue Ribbion.
The greatest benefit of imaginary friends is, only you can see and interact with them.
This is also their greatest problem.
I can hear the conversation with my boss now…
“Well, there’s nothing in the employee manual that says I CAN’T bring my imaginary princess-horse-waifu to work!”
Answer your concerns with imaginary friends! Tulpamancy: for you everyday!
…I want an adorable Celestia to follow me to work.
||Piss ||