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And then there was that smell of hot dogs!
Peewee’s all ‘What the-’
Peewee’s all ‘What the-’
I meant to type “Alicorn” instead of “Alicon”. I apologize for the typo, and I assure the ponies of Derpibooru that it will not happen again.
But was Sniper ever a Mad Scientist with Mystic-esque abilities?
Also, Twilight has to be in THE THICK OF IT for her character to work. She didn’t become an Alicon from staying on the sidelines, like the Sniper does.
(Also, you can remove Sniper and Spy and it not have much of an effect. Removing Twilight would derail the show and require a massive rewrite, just like what would happen if you removed the Medic.)
It’s starting to bore me how much you suck.
Hey, who’s on fire now?
Hey, if you didn’t want me to kill you, you should have said something!
Repeat after me: roar-roar-roar I’m dead!
Take that, you dumb, bib-wearing dope!
Eat it, you mute, stinking moron!
Yeah, nice moves, scaly!
Dude, you’d get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery.
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Derpy Soldier:
I just tore you a new chimney, Smokey Joe!
You cannot burn me, I’m already on fire!
You cannot burn me! I’m already ablaze with passion, for war!
You cannot burn me! I do not have time to combust!
Fire is for cooking s’mores, son. Get a real gun.
Your fire-retardant butt just got dominated.
Ha! Ya fight like a girl! And I am one!
How do you like that, All Quiet on the Western Front?
Get a haircut, hippie! (whispered) Just in case.
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Applejack Demoman:
You’ve brought shame on your species, you mumbling devil.
Go home, Spike; mares are fighting here!
Go to Tartarus and tell Tirek I’m coming for him next!
Burn! In! TARTARUS!
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Pinkie Pie Engineer:
Speak up next time, Spike!
Sorry, Spike.
Dominated, smokey.
Gotcha, scales.
Sorry to put out your campfire, Spike.
You look a mite tongue-tied, Spike.
You shouldn’t have played with fire, Spike.
Didn’t Celestia teach you not to play with matches?
You might be flame retardant, but you sure aren’t bulletproof.
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Fluttershy Sniper:
You are a creepy, mute little bugger, aren’t you?
Nobody’s gonna miss you, you dragon!
Gotcha, you mental defective!
That snuffed your fire, you filthy arsonist!
You know what ‘dominated’ means, you stinky dragon?!
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Rarity Spy:
Dominated, You mush-mouthed freak!
Good lord! You fight like a filly!
The world will thank me for this, Spikey-wikey!
Burn in Tartarus, you mumbling abomination!
You look like death warmed over. (chuckles)