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When you’re young, everything not only makes complete sense, but it also totally justified, until parents say otherwise.
Thankfully I wasn’t nearly that diabolical. KO’ed an uncle at age 6 with an aluminum hand-held ornithopter thingy once, though. Beaned him in the forehead at point-blank range, then freaked out for a minute before he came around. Still not sure why that seemed like an idea.
Blind, choking, possibly damaging other areas based around what gets hit and where.
And if the pellets are frozen…
Just recalled a possible Nerf-topper: tiny yellow handguns which fired tinier yellow pellets. Blinder and choking hazard!
Still as great as nerf-foam-rubber. At least, until you take one to the eye.
Ah, the early 90’s: when every other children’s toy involved mucous alien extract. And subtext. Off to duct-tape my ribs.
Still not as good as having an Oozinator
“You’ll shoot yer eye out!” Wait, no, that’s BB guns.
Random thought: give a gun-wielding telekinetic cover & a mirror, and you have somepone who can lay down suppressive fire without risking anything but the weapon.
And anything powered by Nerf.
…though come to think of it, anything with unicorn levitation mojo could use a few backup edged weapons sans grabbin’ handles. Oversized shuriken, circular sawblades, Dumb Rocks(C)…