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Greenjack
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Background Pony #3462  
humans are also covered in hair. when I cooked professionally I shaved my forearms so that it’d be both easier to keep myself clean and to avoid random hairs falling into the food.
 
I still shave them, but I’m a dishwasher now. (oddly enough it pays better) so I do so because I’m shoving my hand into a vat of garbage at least once a day to check and make certain someone didn’t drop some stuff down the disposal that really shouldn’t be in there before running it. it was out for like six months because one of my coworkers doesn’t run it enough and it got a knife and a wad of steel wool stuck in it.
Background Pony #7379
I’m not sure what affect on us that hairnet is supposed to have, but it’s working, whatever it is.
Zebasiz
Bronze Bit -
Friendly Griffon - For helping others attend the fifth anniversary party
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <Zeb> That's why yer female partner can use a trapon
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Artist -

@Blissey1  
“You may have me contained now. But one day I’ll break free. And no utensil will be safe from my machinations! Whhaaahahahahhahah!”  
[Read in Rita Repula’s voice.]
Blissey1
Silver Bit -
Sapphire -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Squirrel - "Good idea! If she eats all the prisoners, then that frees up a ton of the taxpayers money!"

And this we learn that brownie’s hair has been sabotaging her cooking all along!
 
With her treacherous mane safely contained within the hair net, she is now free to be the brilliant chef she always knew she was!
ps3 poster-fag
Artist -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

They got the hair net on…but at the cost of several bus boys getting broken bones and a wall being knocked down. Ponies are finicky creatures to place things on their manes. After she calmed down she noticed how nice it was and how fired she also was.
Background Pony #9CFE
Wait… ponies have fur, haven’t they? Doesn’t that mean she needs more nets?
Pagan

Gay Viking
“Work was good… you may need to pay for some damages.”
 
“Of course I do.”
 
“Also I was fired but at least I got this neat hairnet thing, doesn’t it look great? Honey?”