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Champions of Equestria

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Aria Blaze: Adagio! The whole thing is YOUR fault! If we never hypnotized Canterlot High School, then no one would be hurt! Adagio Dazzle: Well it was the only way to get everyone to DO OUR BIDDING!!!! Aria Blaze: DOGGONE IT ADAGIO! All you ever want is power! Adagio Dazzle: well we would have never been blinded if Bulk Biceps never flashed his pecs! Aria Blaze: Adagio what’s Bulk Biceps’s pecs got to do with anything? Derpy Hooves(whispers): I think the Dazzlings are the worst. Adagio Dazzle: WE CAN HEAR YOU!!!! Aria! Look above Bulk’s shirt! What do you see?! Aria Blaze: His collar? Adagio Dazzle: NO! THE RIGHT ANSWER IS THAT WE SEE BULK BICEPS’S PEC CLEAVAGE! Aria Blaze: Adagio! This is wrong. And weird! We are talking about Bulk Biceps’s chest while we are supposed to be talking about power?
Angel Cake

Twilight: Ha! Our bet was that you would get a platinum album, not a myrrh album. I don’t owe you anything, fat boy!  
Adagio: Do you mean to tell me I could never get a platinum album with a Christian rock band?  
Celestia: No, but you can go double myrrh.(Adagio gets angry)  
Adagio: GOD DAMN IT!!!(throws the myrrh album down to the ground, breaking it)  
(students gasp)  
Celestia: Oh, please don’t take the Lord’s name in vain.  
Adagio: WHO CARES?! I could never take over the school because you stupid arseholes wont give us a platinum album!  
Celestia: But you spread the word of the lord. You brought faith in Jesus.  
Adagio: OH, FLIP Jesus!  
(students gasp again, Sweet Leaf screams in disbelief)  
Sonata: Adagio, I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t say the F word about Jesus.  
Aria: Yeah, you’re gonna hurt the band.  
Adagio: WHO FROGGING cares, Aria? I could never reign now! I’ll say it again! FLIP Jesus!  
(everyone screams)  
Mystery Mint: My ears are bleeding!  
Aria: Good job, idiot! You lost the entire audience!  
Adagio: Oh, FLOOP you Aria, you purple freak!!!
Conner Cogwork

This looks like an ‘aftermath’ picture to me. The Dazzlings were barely held together by their gem necklaces alone. Now that /those/ are gone, they can’t harmonize, they can’t use powers, and they just can’t stand each other any longer. Aria and Adagio may both very well come to blows, and then finally split up. Where Sonata goes… that’s anyone’s guess.
Roy-of-Asturia

Adagio Dazzle: “Whose fault is it this time?”  
Aria Blaze: “It’s all Sonata’s fault! That b*tch’s mindset is all ‘Taco Tuesday this, Taco Tuesday that’. I should have just put her hunger to sleep for once!”  
Adagio Dazzle: “And lose our chance to overthrow this world’s government? I put the blame on you, Aria! I’d never thought you would try something this stupid.”  
Aria Blaze: “HA HA! I knew I shouldn’t have joined your group in the first place. I should have stayed away from you to avoid being flung into this world, and you two will handle the rest!”  
Sonata Dusk: “A-A-A-A-TCHOO!”  
Adagio Dazzle and Aria Blaze: (cover their faces) “Eww, gross!”
 
Adagio Dazzle: “Well, either way, I’m gonna twist your arms and your necks full 360 degrees!”  
Aria Blaze: “Oh yeah, you wouldn’t dare touch my arms and fists made for cracking clam shells and breaking jaws! It’s still f**king Sonata’s fault!”  
Sonata Dusk: “Hey, stop pointing your fingers on this taco shark! You don’t like me, then you should all be fed to me!”
 
(Catfight ensues)
 
Students: “CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!”