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Background Pony #9657
@Explicit  
Why not another tag like  
“what would you do” tag  
We have a cute as f(yay)k tag  
Why not that one
Background Pony #9657
(thinks to myself)ah man now she want me too, and at 10:30!!! I hope this isn’t a setup for revenge on what I did to vinyl’s house…I got it(meets octavia and she greets me, “Oh good you made it. Since you went through all that trouble to get here, why don’t you sit down”)um sure no problem(thinks to myself)oh man, oh man oh man, why does she want me to sit down for? Just do it don’t want her to think your on to her, and even of things get too hairy I got a surprise of my own(she looks at me while opening her chello case, witha smile she says, “ I’ve been waiting to give you this surprise all day, I do hope you enjoy it as much as me and my friend”)her friend? Must be vynil, but in that case? Impossible, but I’ve seen weirder. I can’t let her have the chance to do what she want with me(just as she is about to pull out the surprise from the case she says, “now my friend she really wanted to se-” the reward halfway outside the case)That’s it!( ibpull out my 9mm and point it at octovia scaring her to a point where she faints, because of this event she has no memory of what happened that night or the day. Her reward fell out of the case) Hey it’s another microphone how sweet(I take her to her house and we don’t see eachother for the rest of the night)  
Well I think I handled that well  
Right guys  
(cricket noises)  
Guys?
Background Pony #ED3C
Great!I’ll take my bagpipes, you’ll just love’em!
 
sexually oblivious brony