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Both Wild Fire and Sibsy’s reaction to Fifty Shades of Grey, apparently.
Yeah. But now my situation’s even worse now. This is my sister texting me this morning.
Sister: I bought mom Magic Mike
Me: Why? ._.
Sister: Cuz :P shh it’s a secret
Me: K
Great…
THAT’S what it’s about?! Oh god. My mother rented it last week. I thought it was a comedy by the title. Good thing I didn’t watch it.
Close. It’s a movie about male strippers. Ironically there’s a ton bare breasts in that move and only one dick shot.
“Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular
vanilla relationship with no kinky fuckery at all?”
My mouth drops open. “Kinky fuckery?” I squeak.
“Kinky fuckery.”
“I can’t believe you said that.’
“Well, I did. Answer me,” he says calmly.
I flush. My inner goddess is down on bended knee with her hands clasped in supplication begging me.
“I like your kinky fuckery,” I whisper.”
I still wonder to this day why it is popular.
Though that damn book spawned this abomination anyway.
Heh? That’s from the book? Yeah. Nothing gets you hot like envisioning a hamster killing and eating it’s own offspring. What the fuck, people!?
Damn, I need to get with the times
UUAAHAGHHAGH
Hamsters eating their what? That’s not erotic, that gives me a bizarro-world anti-boner.
“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.”