redweasel Fuzzbutt @DSB71013 “then let this be our final battle!” “for quarterlies!!” *armies charging at each other* Posted 7 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
CoffeeHorse @redweasel Some clients have goons of their own though. Word of advice to aspiring accountants: never ever put “creative” on you resume. Posted 7 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
redweasel Fuzzbutt @DSB71013 accounting firms should be licensed to hire mercenaries for protection or something. sorry sir, I’m afraid I can’t adjust this little figure here called the truth. hey now, don’t make me sic hans on you. Posted 7 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
CoffeeHorse @redweasel Try accounting during tax season. Objects (mostly thrown) can get broken. My favorite client ever: “Hey, the IRS found out our business hasn’t paid sales tax in 3 years. Can you make that disappear?” Posted 7 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
redweasel Fuzzbutt remember when accounting was about numbers and not walls broken down with tremendous force? Posted 7 years ago Report Link Quote Reply
“then let this be our final battle!”
“for quarterlies!!”
*armies charging at each other*
Some clients have goons of their own though.
Word of advice to aspiring accountants: never ever put “creative” on you resume.
accounting firms should be licensed to hire mercenaries for protection or something.
sorry sir, I’m afraid I can’t adjust this little figure here called the truth. hey now, don’t make me sic hans on you.
Try accounting during tax season. Objects (mostly thrown) can get broken.
My favorite client ever: “Hey, the IRS found out our business hasn’t paid sales tax in 3 years. Can you make that disappear?”