how in hell do you get them clean!?

how to cheat

@Celestia’s Servant  
good

@angrybrony  
And I won’t.

@Celestia’s Servant  
you shouldn’t

@angrybrony  
I kinda don’t want to see the cute little ponies suffer a (as I heard) possible cruel death.

@Celestia’s Servant  
you should

@angrybrony  
I’m starting to feel really glad that I never tried the game now…

you see that line down there
 

 
this game crossed it

@Background Pony #B0D6  
abso-fucking-lutely

@Background Pony #BE7E  
I’m the YouTuber.
 
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5NXYZpD0Via3SeeU9XQ8tg

who was the youtuber? The only guys I can find who play this game are Russians.

@Background Pony #00CD  
That’s what he means.

@Background Pony #B0D6  
What would the point be? Just add a no kill mode.

daawwwwwww

Nom nom nom^^
 
I second the non grimdark version.

This game gets boring fast, so I jab a syringe into their eyes and slowly inject ‘fix juice’ into them. For some reason they don’t stop crying though! Maybe it’s cause I left the needle in…

@M1J  
*wits in and out of combat  
*rarely so much as glanced over

The weird thing about Joypony is that despite it’s obvious lack of refinement it does one thing really well. It focuses on playing on the maternal instinct of the player, and isn’t afraid to let the player choose what to do with the baby. Granted I think punishing the player with death and blood seems excessively harsh, but the fact that it can/will go grimdark isn’t necessarily a weakness of the game.
 
It raises the stakes; it offers that mix of dread for what could happen and the mystery of not knowing what’s wrong when it’s wrong. The player is always kept on edge investing in this baby and doing whatever it takes to keep it alive as long as possible. It almost flies too close to the sun by making death inevitable; that nothing changes beyond the tedious tasks required to keep the baby alive and well.
 
Joypony, whether the creator knows it or not, did something profitable games never do. Many profitable games focus on wits on and out of combat, or on growing an empire or growing powerful as a character. This humble game tests how much willpower a player will have to take a bundle of joy and how much tedium and torture they are willing to take to keep the hope of seeing it for another day. I think as a concept it’s compelling, and it exposes a piece of human nature that’s rarely glanced over in video games.

@RunDevilRun007  
I hope you know what you’re getting into

Thanks for making this for me man. I’ll record a let’s play of this with baby Sunset later today. I really REALLY appreciate this!

somebody needs to make a completely non grimdark version fo the game.