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Humans have over 6000 kinds of sausage
- Excerpt from award winning Gryphon book Only Reason You Need to Live in Humanland
Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.
Is this what happens when Jesus goes bowling
Not on my best day, man.
Hell, not even in my imagination xD .
I have played pretty shitfaced before. The worst was probably throwing the ball into a completely different lane. Even drunk out of my mind, I knew I was the night’s biggest idiot xD .
Just don’t accidently throw the bowling ball into the crowd while yelling either “strike!” Or “pikachu, I choose you!”
One reason why I love bowling too. It’s the only “sport” where it’s perfectly acceptable for me to be drunk off my ass at 1:00 PM and stuffing my face with jalapeno cheesy nachos.
The only thing more breathtaking is a dead fish
It’s the perfect sport, because you’re never too drunk to fish
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@Joseph Raszagal
Pffthahahaha priceless.
“Because in Michigan, sometimes there’s nothing more beautiful to look at than a dead deer.”
xD
Let’s have some related satire.
Because huntin’.
Hogs. All the hogs you want. Landowners’ll shake your hand for killin’ hogs. It’s legal to hunt them with machineguns and explosives and night vision gear, and I think they’re actually the only animal it’s legal to take home with you if you hit one with a vehicle.
Ah, sorry to hear that. Though I probably could have guessed. There’s not going to be a huge frog population down in Texas unless you’re really close to the gulf. Even then, you’ll need some freshwater lakes, because they don’t last very long in saltwater =( .
It’s been a while since I toured through Texas with the band, so I’m honestly curious. What else is there to hunt down there that’s worthwhile for a good meal? =)
Oh yeah, the bullfrogs we’d get while flounder giggin’ when I lived on the coast as a kid were mighty fine eatin’; around here we mostly have Leopard Frogs and wee li’l peepers, though, and That’s Not Good Eats™.
Over here in Kentucky we’ve got tons and tons of brown squirrels. They’re surprisingly big and even alone can make for a great meal. Also, glad to hear I’m not the only one that likes hasenpfeffer. I know it’s an acquired taste, but man, I love it.
The other easiest / tastiest meal that’s really common around here is frog’s legs. Whether you’re frog gigging or frog fishing from above-water, catching some good sized ones can grant legs rivaling drumsticks in size, as well as being waaaaaaaaaaaay more delicious.
brown squirrel?
All we’ve got around here are fox squirrels, which are plenty delicious. I may make some hasenpfeffer this week if I can pick up the counterpart of yesterday’s rabbit after tomorrow’s dove hunt; woulda had it tonight but for Rule #4, since it ran in the direction of the house.
I guess Griffon Bun’s alterna-Richard is probably glad sausages are easier to come by than live rabbits, given how perfect a plaything/dinner they’d be for a combination of eagleybird and cat.
@AaronMk
the bitter cold mornings
Yeah, to hell with morning hunts, that’s why I stopped hunting ducks. I’m out in the afternoon, where I can stick around after dark during deer season and switch to spotlight hog hunting.
It’s moments like these I sometimes wish I could get myself set up to hunt.
Then I also remember the bitter cold mornings spent hunting with my dad.
Venison kicks ass, yo. As for rabbit, I’m a fan of making hasenpfeffer (though my family has issues with me making it in the house, what with the smell and all).
Ever tried brown squirrel?
That reminds me, I should get some venison/pork sausage out of the freezer, it’s only a month and a half until deer season kicks off here and the local whitetails are extra special stupid this year.
You avatar only served to make that comment all the more amazing.